eye
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Never shave your scrotum with an electric razor.

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Hey Bubsie,

I live
I breath
:)

BUTTTTTTT my poooter died in a most horrid and breasticles up way and I lost everything :(

Is there any chance you still have that stoopid song I did, the soft kiss one???? If you do have the mp3 be a sweety cutie and email it to me. I will love you forever and ever etc.

Smell ya laters

Hey look at me! I'n reborn

*again*

ouch

I'm so drunk I can't even spell it.

oh yeah it was shit too. blah blah blah.

So here I am again gently contemplating my life and soaking up the joy that is xmas eve like an old sponge dropped in sherry. This quite probably is going to be the best xmas ever despite my laptop behaving apallingly. Since my TV channels recently got reduced from about 1005 to just 5 I'm reduced to watching Casino Royale again, despite it's bad ( Read more... )

I often wonder if scientists have ever created a negative viagra drug. Something to slow you down, something legal not like morphine or heroin or anything like that. Just the opposite of that chemical that keeps your dick hard for hours on end and makes your heart beat like a suffolk copper running after a murderer. Something to bring you down, ( Read more... )

I just wanted to take a minute to remember the victims of terror, my thoughts are with them on the anniversary of the dreadful events that took place in NY on this day, 09/11

Jack

All your life you're dreaming
And then you
Stop dreaming
From time to time you know you should be
Going on another bender

Come join me