on sex before marriage (part one)

[waste_my_time]

"All I'll have to give my husband is a dirty, used gift."
-- Hannah, featured in a why kNOw commercial.
if you are interested in seeing the why kNOw commercials, visit www.whyknow.org.

why kNOw is an abstinence-only curriculum used in many schools across the country. it was one of over 10 curriculums reviewed in a federally funded examination of

Comments

[la_bella_vita]

Haha!!!! The dirty, RUSTY SILVERWARE!!!!! "Oh, darling, I have no personality, but here I present you with my nasty old omlette pan! And, because I know I'm REALLY in love....a WOK!!!!!! Of course, it's still a bit crusty from the last time I whipped up pad thai, but I'm a dirty human being, and thus have nothing but eight-day-old-ethnic-food-encrusted housewarming gifts to bestow upon you. And you must deal with that. Oh for shame! My very existence is TAINTED by my inability to work a dishwasher. Damn it all. Damn it all to the seventh hell and beyond..."

Yeah, I'm still laughing.

[toycamera]

I love you.

No, seriously.

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