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1. You knew Will Smith when he was The Fresh Prince
2. You think South Street is Philly`s version of The Village
3. You know how to spell Schuylkill River
4. It drives you insane when someone says tennis shoes instead of
sneakers
5. You would BOO your own mom if she made a bad sports play
6. You don`t call a cheesesteak a Philly cheesesteak or a hoagie a
sub
7. Seeing The Liberty Bell, and Independence Mall is not a big deal
8. You go to UNITY DAY every year
9. You know what Power 99 is and remember Carter & Sanborne in the
morning
9A. You`re an old a** Philadelphian if you remember Stanley T!
10. You know how to scam SEPTA.
11. An Asian person has ever served you shrimp-fried rice, three
chicken wings, a pizza roll and a home-made iced tea.
12. You know what a "Jawn" is
13. You read Right On, Black Beat, and YO magazines as a kid
14. You been to club "Dances" at least once.
15. Everybody on the block is "yo cuzzin" even if they`re not related
to you.
16. You used to go to the Gallery or South St. in the summer time just
to chill.
17. You have a Chinese store on the corner of your block.
18. All you drink is kool-aid and ice-tea.
19. You grew up playin double dutch, KING ball, Catch-A-Girl-Freak-A-Girl,House, Red Light Green Light, or playin ball on milk crates.
20. You hate KOBE
21. You know where the "Plat" is.
22. You go all out for Powerhouse like it`s a prom.
23. You start counting down to the GREEK NIGHT in June.
24. The ice cream truck comes around at 3 AM.
25. You know what a "TRIZZEY" is! LOL
26. You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.
27. You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie".
28. You hate the Redskins
29. You hate T.O..
29a. Now you REALLY HATE Dallas.!!
30. You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice".
31. You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking
long-distance to family members.
32. You pronounce ACME "ACK-A-ME".
33. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they
have cheese steaks?"
34. You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
35. You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.
36. You can`t eat french fries without Cheese Whiz.
37. You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies".
38. You don`t think Wawa sounds funny.
39. You snub a cheese steak that isn`t on an Amoroso roll.
40. You know who Jim O`Brien is and how he died.
41. You can`t imagine lunch without a Tastycake.
42. You`re still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.
43. A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is
better than going to an island (there`s more stuff to do, plus you know
everybody.)
44. You know where to find the Rocky statue.
45. You know that only tourists go to Geno`s, Pat`s and Jim`s for
authentic cheese steaks.
45a. You only go if you`re drunk and it`s 3:00 a.m.
46. You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is
47. You aren`t a bandwagon Sixers fan?you loved them when they sucked,
and before they had A.I.
48. You know that M.O.V.E. isn`t some new dance.
49. You have a plan B, C, & D as soon as you hear about SEPTA strike
threats...
And finally 50. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other
friends from Philadelphia
2. You think South Street is Philly`s version of The Village
3. You know how to spell Schuylkill River
4. It drives you insane when someone says tennis shoes instead of
sneakers
5. You would BOO your own mom if she made a bad sports play
6. You don`t call a cheesesteak a Philly cheesesteak or a hoagie a
sub
7. Seeing The Liberty Bell, and Independence Mall is not a big deal
8. You go to UNITY DAY every year
9. You know what Power 99 is and remember Carter & Sanborne in the
morning
9A. You`re an old a** Philadelphian if you remember Stanley T!
10. You know how to scam SEPTA.
11. An Asian person has ever served you shrimp-fried rice, three
chicken wings, a pizza roll and a home-made iced tea.
12. You know what a "Jawn" is
13. You read Right On, Black Beat, and YO magazines as a kid
14. You been to club "Dances" at least once.
15. Everybody on the block is "yo cuzzin" even if they`re not related
to you.
16. You used to go to the Gallery or South St. in the summer time just
to chill.
17. You have a Chinese store on the corner of your block.
18. All you drink is kool-aid and ice-tea.
19. You grew up playin double dutch, KING ball, Catch-A-Girl-Freak-A-Girl,House, Red Light Green Light, or playin ball on milk crates.
20. You hate KOBE
21. You know where the "Plat" is.
22. You go all out for Powerhouse like it`s a prom.
23. You start counting down to the GREEK NIGHT in June.
24. The ice cream truck comes around at 3 AM.
25. You know what a "TRIZZEY" is! LOL
26. You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.
27. You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie".
28. You hate the Redskins
29. You hate T.O..
29a. Now you REALLY HATE Dallas.!!
30. You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice".
31. You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking
long-distance to family members.
32. You pronounce ACME "ACK-A-ME".
33. You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they
have cheese steaks?"
34. You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.
35. You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.
36. You can`t eat french fries without Cheese Whiz.
37. You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies".
38. You don`t think Wawa sounds funny.
39. You snub a cheese steak that isn`t on an Amoroso roll.
40. You know who Jim O`Brien is and how he died.
41. You can`t imagine lunch without a Tastycake.
42. You`re still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.
43. A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is
better than going to an island (there`s more stuff to do, plus you know
everybody.)
44. You know where to find the Rocky statue.
45. You know that only tourists go to Geno`s, Pat`s and Jim`s for
authentic cheese steaks.
45a. You only go if you`re drunk and it`s 3:00 a.m.
46. You know what and where "Boathouse Row" is
47. You aren`t a bandwagon Sixers fan?you loved them when they sucked,
and before they had A.I.
48. You know that M.O.V.E. isn`t some new dance.
49. You have a plan B, C, & D as soon as you hear about SEPTA strike
threats...
And finally 50. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other
friends from Philadelphia