My Haikus About Buffy the Vampire Slayer (All Seven Seasons)

[washa_way]

I
Oh my god! They're all
so YOUNG! And HOT! And Whedon's
not quite himself yet.

II
OTP? Maybe.
Maybe not. But you can't watch
the end and not cry.

III
Eliza Dushku
is not an actress, but she
plays one on TV

IV
Riley is whitebread,
Adam dull, but we get "Hush"
and "Doppelgangland."

V
Maybe you don't like
Dawn, but "The Body" does prove
SMG can act.

VI
"Once More with Feeling"
is the greatest thing ever
on TV. So there.

VII
Captain Tightpants and
hot chicks with super powers--
Hey, what's not to like?