Crash

[wasabandaise]

Red bull may give you wings, but it sure doesnt give you landing gear.

Comments

[reformedestella]

No. But that's what marshmallows are for, my sweet.

[wasabandaise]

perfect--especially in that I have a box of Peeps left over from easter that I dont have the heart to throw out. What do you do with Peeps? Do you throw them away? Do you microwave them? Do you try to get them to stick against the wall?

[muchtomychagrin]

If you must microwave them, microwave them together, so they don't have to face their sugary little deaths alone.

I hope you know that this comment completely broke my heart. Way to go, man.

[wasabandaise]

Oh yeah? I can do better:

[muchtomychagrin]

What the hell is wrong with them?

Also: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

um

[soundofrevival]

From those "space pants" it seemed like you had plenty of landing gear.