Crash

Apr 30, 2006 17:03

Red bull may give you wings, but it sure doesnt give you landing gear.

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wasabandaise April 30 2006, 23:13:45 UTC
perfect--especially in that I have a box of Peeps left over from easter that I dont have the heart to throw out. What do you do with Peeps? Do you throw them away? Do you microwave them? Do you try to get them to stick against the wall?

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muchtomychagrin May 1 2006, 05:27:32 UTC
If you must microwave them, microwave them together, so they don't have to face their sugary little deaths alone.

I hope you know that this comment completely broke my heart. Way to go, man.

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wasabandaise May 1 2006, 22:45:15 UTC
Oh yeah? I can do better:


... )

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muchtomychagrin May 2 2006, 00:07:11 UTC
What the hell is wrong with them?

Also: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

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wasabandaise May 2 2006, 09:23:36 UTC
They're a different kind of Peep. But still marshmallow. And fluffy. And shaped like juvenile poultry.

Another thing: I absolutely cannot be held responsible for what I think up on Chemistry-Exam-All-Nighters, although I will admit the above series is a little grotesque. Not only for the gore, but also in that you never realize how dirty your microwave is until you have to show it to the world.

Besides, you provoked me.

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