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Title: icanpopandlock's latest story
Author: [info] warriorhope
Rating: G/PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): pre-Sam/Kurt, Tina/Mike, Kurt/Blaine, mentions of fandom Quinn/Rachel, Quinn/Sam and Brittany/Santana
Author Notes: Written for verms using this prompt, with Mike Chang as a Sam/Kurt shipper.
Disclaimer: Spoilers to 2x16. I don't own Glee. Annoying fourth wall stuff ahead.
Summary: The less that was said about the New Directions kink meme, the better.
At the end of the last school year (after their loss to Vocal Adrenaline), Lauren linked a community called “New Directions Kink Meme” to Jacob's blog. Everyone had obsessed over it for a week and Mr. Schuster tried to shut it down. When he was unsuccessful, everyone in simply decided to forget the whole thing ever happened, much like Rachel's brief “fatal attraction”crush on Will or the time Kurt attempted to date Brittany.
This endeavor was mostly successful until one morning when Kurt got an email from his devoted boyfriend Blaine. This had become a morning ritual ever since Kurt transferred back to McKinley. Well that, and continuing to get coffee at the Lima Bean every morning. It was always came with helpful suggestions about how Kurt should live his life.
That day's email read:
Um Kurt?
I think you should read these
http://community.livejournal.com/icanpop
andlock/123586.html#cutid1
http://community.livejournal.com/icanpopandlock/231613.html#cutid1
http://community.livejournal.com/icanpopandloc/4425.html#cutid1
Love,
Blaine
It was odd. Blaine was far less cordial than usual and more to the point than he ever was either in person or online. Kurt shrugged and clicked on a link while taking a sip of water.
He ended up having to replace his entire laptap thanks to the water damage to the keyboard.
******
Everyone knew something was going to go down when Kurt stormed into the choir room in a rage. Was it over Mr. Schue choosing to cover Micheal Buble for Nationals? Had Rachel kissed Blaine again?
“Mike, are you responsible for this?” his voice was deathly calm, although the papers were shaking.
Everyone turns around to stare at Mike. What could possibly have made Kurt mad at Mike of all people?
For his own part, Mike was surprised, as well as a little intimidated. He had managed to avoid Kurt Hummel's direct attention and more importantly anger for two years now. Sometimes there were advantages to not being noticed most of the time. Upon seeing the words on the papers, Kurt was holding, he was no longer surprised by why Kurt was angry, but even more intimidated..
“How did you find out?” He almost whispered.
“Please. Who else would have the username “I can pop and lock”?”
“Oh my god! You're 'I can pop and lock'!” Tina gasped.
“Yeah?” Mike looked over at his girlfriend.
“I'm asianvampire11.”
“You are! I didn't know. Thanks for filling my Faberry prompt during the exchange. I wasn't into until I read your fic by the way.”
“No problem. You're Sam/Kurt smut is the hottest.”
“Wait,” Finn sat up straight. “What is Faberry? And Sam/Kurt smut?”
“Faberry is Quinn and Rachel.” Tina explained. “It's my favorite ship with Brittana. Mike is the best Sam/Kurt writer.”
Mike smileed, happy to be praised for something besides dancing and being a good boyfriend. Kurt managed to bring him out of his happiness with a cough though.
“However, good it may be it's uncomfortable to know that one of your friends, is writing about another friend and you having sex in an abandoned Dunkin' Donuts during a zombie acpolopse. Or licking chocolate sauce off each other's bodies. Or being tied to their bed while....It doesn't matter what happened. What were you thinking?”
Mike remembered back when starting shipping them. It was back during the duets competition in the fall. He was in the locker room trying to figure out a way he could sing with Tina and win that date to breadstix, when Kurt came in and headed straight for the showers. It was a bit annoying. He had expected at least a hello or something. But it turned out to be another occasion where being almost invisible paid off, because he heard and saw (well sort of) the most beautiful conversation of his life. He had hoped something would come of it, but then Kurt started talking about that guy from the rival glee club all the time and Sam was dating Quinn. So Mike did the one thing he could do: he turned to the Internet and hoped for the best.
“I just like you two together. I think you could work.” He muttered instead of spilling the embarrassing story.
Kurt did not say anything for a second instead looking down at the floor. “I'm dating Blaine, if you haven't noticed, and Sam....Sam is straight. Please, don't write anymore.”
Kurt missed Rachel and Santana exchange glances when he mentions Sam's sexuality. He also missed Sam coming through the door at that exact moment, and bumped into him dropping all the papers. He quickly got down on the floor to pick them up.
“I'll help,” Sam says bending down. “What is this anyways?”
Kurt grabbed the paper out of his hand, muttering thanks as he ran out the door.
*****
Sam makes the needed corrections and posts the comment on icanpopandlock latest story.
Author: [info] warriorhope
Rating: G/PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): pre-Sam/Kurt, Tina/Mike, Kurt/Blaine, mentions of fandom Quinn/Rachel, Quinn/Sam and Brittany/Santana
Author Notes: Written for verms using this prompt, with Mike Chang as a Sam/Kurt shipper.
Disclaimer: Spoilers to 2x16. I don't own Glee. Annoying fourth wall stuff ahead.
Summary: The less that was said about the New Directions kink meme, the better.
At the end of the last school year (after their loss to Vocal Adrenaline), Lauren linked a community called “New Directions Kink Meme” to Jacob's blog. Everyone had obsessed over it for a week and Mr. Schuster tried to shut it down. When he was unsuccessful, everyone in simply decided to forget the whole thing ever happened, much like Rachel's brief “fatal attraction”crush on Will or the time Kurt attempted to date Brittany.
This endeavor was mostly successful until one morning when Kurt got an email from his devoted boyfriend Blaine. This had become a morning ritual ever since Kurt transferred back to McKinley. Well that, and continuing to get coffee at the Lima Bean every morning. It was always came with helpful suggestions about how Kurt should live his life.
That day's email read:
Um Kurt?
I think you should read these
http://community.livejournal.com/icanpop
andlock/123586.html#cutid1
http://community.livejournal.com/icanpopandlock/231613.html#cutid1
http://community.livejournal.com/icanpopandloc/4425.html#cutid1
Love,
Blaine
It was odd. Blaine was far less cordial than usual and more to the point than he ever was either in person or online. Kurt shrugged and clicked on a link while taking a sip of water.
He ended up having to replace his entire laptap thanks to the water damage to the keyboard.
******
Everyone knew something was going to go down when Kurt stormed into the choir room in a rage. Was it over Mr. Schue choosing to cover Micheal Buble for Nationals? Had Rachel kissed Blaine again?
“Mike, are you responsible for this?” his voice was deathly calm, although the papers were shaking.
Everyone turns around to stare at Mike. What could possibly have made Kurt mad at Mike of all people?
For his own part, Mike was surprised, as well as a little intimidated. He had managed to avoid Kurt Hummel's direct attention and more importantly anger for two years now. Sometimes there were advantages to not being noticed most of the time. Upon seeing the words on the papers, Kurt was holding, he was no longer surprised by why Kurt was angry, but even more intimidated..
“How did you find out?” He almost whispered.
“Please. Who else would have the username “I can pop and lock”?”
“Oh my god! You're 'I can pop and lock'!” Tina gasped.
“Yeah?” Mike looked over at his girlfriend.
“I'm asianvampire11.”
“You are! I didn't know. Thanks for filling my Faberry prompt during the exchange. I wasn't into until I read your fic by the way.”
“No problem. You're Sam/Kurt smut is the hottest.”
“Wait,” Finn sat up straight. “What is Faberry? And Sam/Kurt smut?”
“Faberry is Quinn and Rachel.” Tina explained. “It's my favorite ship with Brittana. Mike is the best Sam/Kurt writer.”
Mike smileed, happy to be praised for something besides dancing and being a good boyfriend. Kurt managed to bring him out of his happiness with a cough though.
“However, good it may be it's uncomfortable to know that one of your friends, is writing about another friend and you having sex in an abandoned Dunkin' Donuts during a zombie acpolopse. Or licking chocolate sauce off each other's bodies. Or being tied to their bed while....It doesn't matter what happened. What were you thinking?”
Mike remembered back when starting shipping them. It was back during the duets competition in the fall. He was in the locker room trying to figure out a way he could sing with Tina and win that date to breadstix, when Kurt came in and headed straight for the showers. It was a bit annoying. He had expected at least a hello or something. But it turned out to be another occasion where being almost invisible paid off, because he heard and saw (well sort of) the most beautiful conversation of his life. He had hoped something would come of it, but then Kurt started talking about that guy from the rival glee club all the time and Sam was dating Quinn. So Mike did the one thing he could do: he turned to the Internet and hoped for the best.
“I just like you two together. I think you could work.” He muttered instead of spilling the embarrassing story.
Kurt did not say anything for a second instead looking down at the floor. “I'm dating Blaine, if you haven't noticed, and Sam....Sam is straight. Please, don't write anymore.”
Kurt missed Rachel and Santana exchange glances when he mentions Sam's sexuality. He also missed Sam coming through the door at that exact moment, and bumped into him dropping all the papers. He quickly got down on the floor to pick them up.
“I'll help,” Sam says bending down. “What is this anyways?”
Kurt grabbed the paper out of his hand, muttering thanks as he ran out the door.
*****
Sam makes the needed corrections and posts the comment on icanpopandlock latest story.