I haven't been on Myspace for that long, but I couldn't count the number of messages I've had from Nigerians claiming that I'm their one true love. Most of them are pretty boring, but this one was so way over the top I couldn't stop laughing....
The message subject was "Your admirer"... you can look at my profile
here if you want to see the profile pic I use...
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HELLO-DEAR,
COMPLIMENT OF A NICE DAY TO YOU...MY NAME IS JAMES NAZE, I AM A NIGERIAN.
CHOCULATE IN COMPLETION,SIX FIT.AND BROWN EYES.
AND AM IN SEARCH OF SOMEONE TO LOVE AND TAKE SERIOUSLY.....
SO IS THEN I CAME TO SEE YOUR PROFILE,AND WHAT I SAW IN YOUR PROFILE BE CAME SO INTRESTING ENCOUNTER TO ME....SO BABY..,MISS,LADY.
NO MATTER I SOUND,IT DOSE NOT REALLY MATTER.
COS YOU ARE LOVELY, LIKE THE TENTS OF SOLOMON..
DO NOT LOOK UPON ME, BECAUSE AM DARK,OR BECAUSE THE SUN HAS TANNED ME........
O YOU ARE FAIREST AMONG WOMEN, AND YOUR EYES ARE LIKE DOVES BEHIND YOUR VEIL......
YOUR HAIRS ARE LIKE FLOCKS OF GOATS, COMING DOWN FROM MOUNTAIN GILEAD..... YOUR TEETHS ARE LIKE A FLOCK OF SHORN SHEEP WHICH JUST CAME OUT FROM THE WASHING PLACE..... YOUR LIPS ARE LIKE STRAND SCARLET,AND YOUR MOUTH IS LOVELY.
YOUR NECK IS LIKE THE TOWER OF DAVID, BUILT FOR AMORYS...... O BABE YOU ARE SO SWEET... INCASE YOU WILL LIKE TO CHAT WITH ME, ON YAHOO MESSENGER THIS IS MY ..ID... TOCHI_NAZELAND......
AND WHEN YOU REPLY DONT FORGET TO SEND ME YOUR ..ID..
THANKS AND REGARDS.......
LOVELYEST AMONG WOMEN.....
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Lovely like the tents of solomon?? Just what I want to be compared too... a TENT!!!!!