unnecessary updates.

May 29, 2006 05:23

i can't wait to go to work tomorrow later!

wow, i never thought i'd ever say that.

i don't have to work-work, i'll be assigned to help out other people improve their 'Customer Satisfaction' skills, because my stats in that area totally rock. this means i'll be walking around the whole day (yay, cardio!) and help poor unfortunate souls who have a hard time injecting "please" and "let me help you with that" in between spiels and problem-solving.

and these are the very few benefits i reap from my not-so-good old pokpok days. just kidding.

*looks away*

* * *

two days to go before Bora. i'm fatter by around 10 pounds around my thigs and tummy but i couldn't (shouldn't) care less.. BEACH!!!

i'll be the beached whale of the week. i don't care, i need to worship the sun and absorb its cancer rays.

i will get drunk while the sun sets.

i will take a shot of myself using my phone and MMS the image to my friends at work, ordering them to forward it to everybody there who'll be slaving away.

i will pour ice-cold beer on my skin while baking.

i will not buy pasalubong because i don't have money for it.

i will bond with my cousins and try not to scare them with stories on what happened to me this past year.

i will act like a parent (since my own won't be around) and not allow my 13 year old brother to drink beer nor anything alcoholic.

i will inhale as much fresh air as i can and relish the fact that there are no hysterically-driven jeepneys in sight.

i will talk to the stars every midnight.

i will fall asleep after the sun rises.

i will report back for work next Monday afternoon looking like a bloated African queen minus the regal aura.

i. so. can't. wait.

bo-rah-kuy, trabaho

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