Crappy New Year
can i just say that, when drunk:
place your cellphone AWAY from you.
less "social casualties" that way.
shut up and go to sleep. DO NOT walk alone on an empty street at 530 am.
less chances of being run over/mugged/waking up face-down on the sidewalk that way.
constantly remind yourself that contrary to what the alcohol in your system is dictating, ___(insert name of object of obsession here)is NOT dying to hear from you, much less see you. especially not in that state.
less urges to kick yourself that way.
i greeted 2003 with a questionable amount of red wine. it responded with the alcohol kicking me on my ass. and him slamming his car door and speeding away.
that and i have a hangover. well duh.
if this is what's going to happen for the rest of the year, then tangina shiiiiit.
place your cellphone AWAY from you.
less "social casualties" that way.
shut up and go to sleep. DO NOT walk alone on an empty street at 530 am.
less chances of being run over/mugged/waking up face-down on the sidewalk that way.
constantly remind yourself that contrary to what the alcohol in your system is dictating, ___(insert name of object of obsession here)is NOT dying to hear from you, much less see you. especially not in that state.
less urges to kick yourself that way.
i greeted 2003 with a questionable amount of red wine. it responded with the alcohol kicking me on my ass. and him slamming his car door and speeding away.
that and i have a hangover. well duh.
if this is what's going to happen for the rest of the year, then tangina shiiiiit.