chicken meme for the soul
Mini-Rant: WHY ARE THE HILTON SISTERS HAVING A CARTOON MADE ABOUT THEM?! WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCH NONSENSE AND CAN THEY PLEASE BE SHOT?! THERE IS NO KEYSMASH LONG ENOUGH TO CONVEY MY ABSOLUTE DISGUST.
Hay kids, Saturday morning just got sluttier!
(Apparently, it's set to air after the Bratz cartoon show, which I did not know existed. Seriously. Those creepy-ass, slutty-looking dolls whose heads are like blimps compared to their bodies now have a cartoon show about them and their obsession with fashion and makeup and hair. Because that's totally exactly what little girls need to be focusing on! This kind of shit makes me feel like I'm conservative as hell. What in the fuck is happening to society?)
(I'm starting to develop a sick obsession with ONTD. I fear for my brain.)
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Guess That Lyric: several people have done this already, and I really wanted to, so here goes!
+ Randomize your MP3s
+ Choose a lyric from the first 20 songs
+ Let your readers guess what the songs are
1. I can't stand the pain anymore/ You were the best of love 'You and I', Pat McGee Band - kit_a_licious
2. I'm driving fast now/ Don't think I know how to go slow/ Where you at now/ I feel around/ There you are 'Secret', Maroon 5 - tiny_dancer
3. This time I won't take it back/ 'Cause I won't be the fool 'Misery', Hanson - tiny_dancer
4. Truth or consequence, say it aloud/ Use that evidence, race it around 'My Hero', Foo Fighters - kit_a_licious
5. Stand back and marvel at what we have made/ It's hard to notice when you run away
6. A man walks down the street/ He says why am I short of attention/ Got a short little span of attention 'You Can Call Me Al', Paul Simon - tiny_dancer
7. There's a boa in my bathroom and he's coiling in my sink/ He wants my cats I think
8. I'll take another punch for you/ Tie my hands behind my back, that way you cannot lose
9. You're just too high to see the point/You think your name is 'pass the joint' 'Chemical Party', Gavin DeGraw - bonemeadow
10. She is trapped inside a month of gray/ And they take a little every day/ She is a victim of her own responses/ Shackled to a heart that wants to settle/ And then runs away 'Mercury', Counting Crows - tiny_dancer
11. I shall never grow up/ Make believe is much too fun/ Can we go far away to the humming meadow 'Brightly Wound', Eisley - bonemeadow
12. I don't think that I can take another empty moment/ I don't think that I can fake another hollow smile
13. I took off my glasses/ While you were yelling at me once more than once/ So as not to see you see me react/Should've put 'em, should've put 'em on again/So I could see you see me sincerely yelling back
14. The wind is gone/ Asleep at dawn/ The embers burn on 'The Long Day Is Over', Norah Jones - tiny_dancer
15. I know it's been a long road/ To get these fears behind me and I/ Will gladly reap what we may sow I am/ There for you, there for me
16. Well some say life will beat you down/ Break your heart, steal your crown 'Learning To Fly', Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - tiny_dancer
17. They took all the trees/ Put 'em in a tree museum/ And they charged the people/ A dollar and a half just to see 'em 'Big Yellow Taxi', Joni Mitchell - tiny_dancer
18. And in her color portrait world she believes that she’s got it all/ She swears the moon don’t hang quite as high as it used to '3AM', Matchbox Twenty - tiny_dancer
19. He said,'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine' 'Hotel California', The Eagles - kristabell
20. And this feeling isn't purely mental/ For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos 'I Won't Dance', Frank Sinatra - kit_a_licious
I hope you're all well. Much love. :)