'Tis the season to be sharing!
So you can blame the carol writers for my posting these gems.
This entry will be image-heavy, so hold on to your processors.
I'm at a loss for words right off the bat. My brain broke, and this began playing over and over in my head:
Once I calmed back down, I made careful note of the location of his scales, because it would be important later. Also, half-dragons in command of Stormwind military units, lolwhut.
Apparently, the other areas like your hands and face are your right foot and your left foot, and that's it. He wears his wings like a cloak, which is totally original and I've never seen that before anywhere.
A small tidbit of amusement I found was his accidental transposition of the "m" and the "o" in "diplomat." As I was still recovering from the initial shock, my mind coughed up something new and not-so-clever:
"The Diplmoat: The polite way to tell pushy visitors that you're not prepared for guests."
...Yeah, okay, anyway.
My brain broke again on this one, so see above.
Also, he's looking for a family. Given the location of those scales, I suspect that he won't have a lot of success outside of the Loin's Pride Inn.
Then he has his "Current Information" tab, which, instead of using it for quick notes on how his appearance varies (facial expression, visible mood, injuries or whatnot), he decided to use it to justify another standard dragon-RP behavior.
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN ON TOP OF THE DRAGON.
This made me think of Snagglepuss: "His cloak looks familiar, scaled even!" You know, after having been around enough to know that people frequently make cloaks out of dragonscales, I don't think people will find it remarkable enough to notice three times, especially not when the guy is clearly half-dragon himself.
But then again, with so many people ordering off-menu for their characters, maybe he's justified in proposing that nobody should find it surprising anymore.
This entry will be image-heavy, so hold on to your processors.
I'm at a loss for words right off the bat. My brain broke, and this began playing over and over in my head:
Click to viewOnce I calmed back down, I made careful note of the location of his scales, because it would be important later. Also, half-dragons in command of Stormwind military units, lolwhut.
Apparently, the other areas like your hands and face are your right foot and your left foot, and that's it. He wears his wings like a cloak, which is totally original and I've never seen that before anywhere.
A small tidbit of amusement I found was his accidental transposition of the "m" and the "o" in "diplomat." As I was still recovering from the initial shock, my mind coughed up something new and not-so-clever:
"The Diplmoat: The polite way to tell pushy visitors that you're not prepared for guests."
...Yeah, okay, anyway.
My brain broke again on this one, so see above.
Also, he's looking for a family. Given the location of those scales, I suspect that he won't have a lot of success outside of the Loin's Pride Inn.
Then he has his "Current Information" tab, which, instead of using it for quick notes on how his appearance varies (facial expression, visible mood, injuries or whatnot), he decided to use it to justify another standard dragon-RP behavior.
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN ON TOP OF THE DRAGON.
This made me think of Snagglepuss: "His cloak looks familiar, scaled even!" You know, after having been around enough to know that people frequently make cloaks out of dragonscales, I don't think people will find it remarkable enough to notice three times, especially not when the guy is clearly half-dragon himself.
But then again, with so many people ordering off-menu for their characters, maybe he's justified in proposing that nobody should find it surprising anymore.