Project Runway: Azeroth Edition

[nagasayswhat]

So, normally, when I see a bad flag in-game, I generally either laugh about it to myself, sigh and walk away, or pretend I never saw it in the first place.

This one, though, struck a chord. Maybe I haven't been paying attention, but I have to admit, I haven't come across the crown jewel in this suck.

Comments

[sindragosa]

Ye GODS the Urple Prose (yes, I meant that without the "p").

Excuse me, but methinks I should have thee a vomit. *prances away to spew*

[sindragosa]

Also, caps EL OH EL for needing permission to use "her" outfits.

"Arranging" sets (protip- in WoW RP land, it's probably been done before) or not, you didn't make the graphics, Blizz did. They are free for everyone and anyone to use as they please without your snooty permission.

[blazecheetah]

God i'm convinced people make these terrible night elf hybrids just to upset me. YOUR CHARACTER ISN'T JUST LESS THAN 100% LORE ACCURATE, IT'S 0% LORE ACCURATE. Aside from the fact that it's fucking impossible for you to be an adult half nelf/half belf (baby/child ones might be feasable, but not likely) due to belves/high elves being across the damn ocean and they likely would have been killed on sight if they ever dared come back across and get anywhere near night elf territory, you would have been an OUTCAST due to being half of a race the night elves exiled for being derps with their magic. You wouldn't HAVE the traditional night elf tattoos, you wouldn't have been trained as a druid, you'd be even more of an outcast if you were caught speaking Thalassian near ANY alliance race, let alone the night elves, and the likelyhood of you getting rich enough to afford all that fancy shit you talk about is so low it almost doesn't exist. Protip: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOESN'T FIT INTO THE GAME WORLD YOU'RE PLAYING IN, DON'T PLAY THAT CHARACTER IN

[blazecheetah]

*expect them to accept it despite the fact that it shouldn't exist, derp @ me.

[shire_wench]

I thought it was written Kal'dorei or Kaldorei. I've seen it both ways on various WoW sites.

[kalifla]

I bleeve without the apostrophe is officially official, although older sources kept throwing it in there. I don't blame them so much, Blizz likes to put apostrophes everywhere.

[pennadelia]

I feel like there's been an influx of half elf druids as of late. :/

What I want to know is who in god's name would teach a half elf anything about druidism? Night elves are still butt hurt about tauren joining.

I just...

Why do people even /want/ a nelfxbelf elf? Yo dawg I heard you like elves so we put an elf in your elf so you can rp an elfelf.

The "fukkn get over it" logic behind this sort of thing is especially awsm.

[qirzix]

Man, if night elves are butthurt over Tauren, how the heck do they feel about trolls?

(Me, I still want /human/ druids, and worgen druids don't really count.)

[hadeed]

Mine has a troll pupil because one of her superiors told her she needed one to loosen up.

Said troll promptly had to swear an oath not to harm night elves or their interests. And she's STILL not the best, most responsible teacher.

[rubberspaceduck]

8D

I miss those RP sessions.

[deathy_the_sock]

... Why is she living in Darkshire, if she's a OMG FASHION TEMPLATE!

And secondly, why does she think we care about her kid, who is mysteriously.

... No.

Please tell Deathy she doesn't use the Argent Squire or Guild Page as her child.

[nagasayswhat]

If she does, she must have had a sitter for the night, cause I didn't see it. I would weep if I came across that, though. Please tell me people don't do that.

[deathy_the_sock]

Deathy would like to...

He really would.

But he seems to recall someone doing it in one of the ooooolder posts.