Did you miss me?
Of course you did.
I've not been online as much as I used to be, thanks to a variety of real-life situations punching me in the face. I've fallen out of the loop with the circus that is Wyrmrest Accord, so if any of these are reposts, I do apologize. Even if they are, they're worth a second laugh.
Today's theme is WORGEN! Worgen, worgen, worgen. I ran across Aladdin here last night calmly following a woman around the dwarven district, as sex-and-gore-obsessed feral worgen are wont to do.
The empty bit with the theme songs is what really gets my giggles going, though. Theme songs are very important. How dare he leave us on a cliffhanger like that?
This one is one of the smallest and yet also by far my favorite of the bunch. It's a female draenei death knight born in Gilneas with a Japacheese name that hung around with the Lich King before he existed that holds a brain bond with a bronze dragon named 'Clair'.
Yeah, this is one of those ones that I feel almost bad about posting because the player is clearly twelve years old.
Almost.
WALL OF WHAT. I'll give this one the benefit of the doubt and say that the character itself doesn't sound bad, but holy wall of purple description what are my eyes seeing. I'm imagining her carrying around a little CD-player with speakers attached, quietly playing one of those meditation tracks they sell in incense stores that just have sounds of ocean waves and chirping birds. My poor character would be so confused.
Bleeding tattoos. BLEEDING TATTOOS. I hope she got her money back, at the very least.
"I didn't want to level a warrior so I just rolled a Death Knight, tee hee."
Violet eyes! Severe dwarfism! Truly, she is an average draenei. Or is that an average draenei, these days?
I actually admit that I couldn't fully read this flag. It's boring beyond all belief. I got to perfect curves and nice breasts and just scrolled away, because even without reading this flag, I've already read this flag a dozen times.
Level 61 Death Knight, what a badass. I've been noticing a lot of half-demons lately, so I'd have normally mocked his magical name-knowing power as useless, but I guess it's totally nifty to have.
"Unknown to him, it was actually all just a stasis dream as he slumbered with all the other vrykul."
I've not been online as much as I used to be, thanks to a variety of real-life situations punching me in the face. I've fallen out of the loop with the circus that is Wyrmrest Accord, so if any of these are reposts, I do apologize. Even if they are, they're worth a second laugh.
Today's theme is WORGEN! Worgen, worgen, worgen. I ran across Aladdin here last night calmly following a woman around the dwarven district, as sex-and-gore-obsessed feral worgen are wont to do.
The empty bit with the theme songs is what really gets my giggles going, though. Theme songs are very important. How dare he leave us on a cliffhanger like that?
This one is one of the smallest and yet also by far my favorite of the bunch. It's a female draenei death knight born in Gilneas with a Japacheese name that hung around with the Lich King before he existed that holds a brain bond with a bronze dragon named 'Clair'.
Yeah, this is one of those ones that I feel almost bad about posting because the player is clearly twelve years old.
Almost.
WALL OF WHAT. I'll give this one the benefit of the doubt and say that the character itself doesn't sound bad, but holy wall of purple description what are my eyes seeing. I'm imagining her carrying around a little CD-player with speakers attached, quietly playing one of those meditation tracks they sell in incense stores that just have sounds of ocean waves and chirping birds. My poor character would be so confused.
Bleeding tattoos. BLEEDING TATTOOS. I hope she got her money back, at the very least.
"I didn't want to level a warrior so I just rolled a Death Knight, tee hee."
Violet eyes! Severe dwarfism! Truly, she is an average draenei. Or is that an average draenei, these days?
I actually admit that I couldn't fully read this flag. It's boring beyond all belief. I got to perfect curves and nice breasts and just scrolled away, because even without reading this flag, I've already read this flag a dozen times.
Level 61 Death Knight, what a badass. I've been noticing a lot of half-demons lately, so I'd have normally mocked his magical name-knowing power as useless, but I guess it's totally nifty to have.
"Unknown to him, it was actually all just a stasis dream as he slumbered with all the other vrykul."