I spent an hour in the Wyrmrest Pig and Whistle
There are some days where I don my OOC gear, throw up my afk tag, and sit in the Pig and Whistle and just... observe.
For science.
These are not going to be posted in any particular order because there are a shitload of them. So you get to have them in the order they were uploaded in my photobucket. Yay!
So it looks like we're starting off with an anorexic San'layn! A good start, I say! I'm glad these things have a habit of making their dark auras easily noticeable; it makes extermination a breeze. Now if only those lazy paladins would hop down from the bar stool long enough to do their danged job.
His description, height, and weight are just giving me the funniest damn mental image of this overfed, squat little worgen running around on all fours yipping. Although I guess I should be thankful: I really do rarely ever see people RPing their worgen as domesticated do-
FUCK me.
Holy balls. I was reluctant to post this one because I'm pretty sure the player is like, fifteen years old or something. His description just gives off that vibe, like the only things he had in mind while making the character were things he picked up from a variety of webcomics he's read in an effort to make the character as "cool" as possible. The result is an ultra powerful teenage half-elf worgen that sometimes identifies as "chaotic evil" that dual-classes as a hunter and a mage and is also "insane".
I miss being fifteen.
I don't even want to know. I mostly lol'd at "Gil'nean."
OH HEY, REMEMBER HER? I posted this emote the other day,
-- but she didn't have MRP then. Now she does, so you too can enjoy her intricate and thought-out backstory.
:|
Excellent, not even a full paragraph in and already our souls are getting tugged on. I really wish peoples' flags would stop informing me what my character was doing. It's really awkward to be RPing him with his wife and then to have his eyes suddenly start taking in the form of another woman against his will.
There are about a thousand things that make this flag hilarious to me, but I think more than anything it's that his physical description goes out of the way to tell us that there's no mystery to this man, and then his history page immediately follows it up by saying, "His past is a mystery."
WHAT IS THE POINT OF RPING DISABILITIES IF THEY ARE NOT DISABILITIES AT ALL.
This last one was not actually from the Pig, but it cracked me up just the same.
I laughed at the mental image of a man shoving the sword under someone's nose later to knock them out, and I hope you do too.