SIGH. I have been putting off everything in my life until the weather gets better, but I think today I am just going to have to admit defeat and accept that I live in the Little County That Could Get Bloody Wet. I have things to do!
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I AM IN BAD MOOD THIS MORNING. I was in a bad mood last night, too, but it was made more awesome by listening to the podfic of one of my faaaavourite fics from about five/six years ago. NOW I REC IT.
Birthright, by Baylor (The Faculty AU, R, crossover with X-Fies. eta: It may not be clear if you're not familiar with the site, but the Birthright at the top which looks like it could just be a title is actually the link to the main story.)
You don't need to have seen the X-Files to read it. You probably do need to have seen The Faculty to read it, and if you haven't seen The Faculty I AM GOING TO STARE AT YOU IN DISAPPOINTMENT UNTIL YOU WATCH IT.
WHY HAVEN'T YOU SEEN IT YET? IT'S BEEN OUT FOR ELEVEN YEARS. IT IS DELIGHTFUL.
YOU ARE A BAD PERSON.
There.
(... how has The Faculty been out for eleven years? Oh my god I feel old. And I didn't even see it until like '03. Anyway.)