Comments | wanttobeatree: Ackles are legion

wanttobeatree

Ackles are legion

Aug 20, 2009 14:02

OH MY GOD I forgot to say! Back on Saturday, as I was walking down to the bus station on my way to Oxford, I passed by this guy who was sat (sprawled) on a bench and smoking a cigarette and looking exactly like how I imagine Jensen Ackles would look if he were actually male. It was like Jesus had taken all our favourite Ackles features and thrown ( Read more... )

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smallcaps August 20 2009, 13:17:00 UTC

I felt as if I had just walked into a really exciting J2 AU darkfic in which Jensen is a mob boss or a drug dealer or something and when people comment on his pretty eyelashes and cocksucker lips he shoots them in the face.

YES PLZ. HNNNNNGH. HAPPY PLACE.

wanttobeatree August 20 2009, 13:20:42 UTC

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE J2 DARKFIC *_* For ages now, I've been dreaming of an AU in which Jared and Jensen meet in prison, because Jared murdered his wife in a crime of passion and Jensen is a serial killer. ONE DAAAAY.

smallcaps August 20 2009, 13:25:47 UTC

PRISON THANKS. AS CREEPY AS POSSIBLE. JARED IS PRETTY SURE THAT JENSEN DOESN'T ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY SLEEP. HE JUST STAAAAARES.

certainthings August 20 2009, 13:17:23 UTC

Ahahahahaah. *ahem* Were you tempted to tell this guy that he looked like Jensen if he [Jensen] were male?

wanttobeatree August 20 2009, 13:18:52 UTC

I would have, but a) I was in a hurry to catch my bus, and b) I think he would have shot me in the face. :(

certainthings August 20 2009, 13:22:02 UTC

I suppose that would have been an unpleasant experience.

elizardbits August 20 2009, 13:21:07 UTC

WRITE THIS WRITE THIS I BEG YOU

wanttobeatree August 20 2009, 13:21:53 UTC

WHAT, WRITE ABOUT JENSEN BEING MALE?

IDK ONE CAN ONLY SUSPEND ONE'S DISBELIEF SO FAR :/

elizardbits August 20 2009, 21:17:43 UTC

*sobs*

shoiryu August 20 2009, 13:21:54 UTC

wanttobeatree August 20 2009, 13:22:48 UTC

Proof plz.

shoiryu August 20 2009, 13:32:24 UTC

I USED TO WRITE A BUNCH OF CRAZY J2 AU WITH EMILY :( I NEVER PUT THEM ONLINE BECAUSE I WAS ASHAMED

Except for the one time we invented the Jared and Jensen who'd exist in Dean and Sam's world. They work on a show called Metaphysical, you see.

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wanttobeatree August 20 2009, 13:33:13 UTC

I have oft maintained that his little golfing shoes look kinda like he's wearing spats. PROPER OLD SCHOOL GANSTER!JENSEN.

(Honestly, I would like to see Jensen be both a proper old school gangster and a lesbian.)