Ackles are legion

Aug 20, 2009 14:02

OH MY GOD I forgot to say! Back on Saturday, as I was walking down to the bus station on my way to Oxford, I passed by this guy who was sat (sprawled) on a bench and smoking a cigarette and looking exactly like how I imagine Jensen Ackles would look if he were actually male. It was like Jesus had taken all our favourite Ackles features and thrown them together without the lesbianism this time round. It was like a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.

I felt as if I had just walked into a really exciting J2 AU darkfic in which Jensen is a mob boss or a drug dealer or something and when people comment on his pretty eyelashes and cocksucker lips he shoots them in the face. His only use for cashmere would be to smother his enemies with it.

Seriously, it was incredible.

it's like staring into the sun, jensen ackles: manly man, doppelgang, jensen "motherfucking" ackles, shut up jensen with your stupid face, never has that tag been more appropriate, religious acklesperience

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