1. SPN IS DOWNLOADING UNFF.
2. Last night I dreamt I was a long-suffering serial killer (I didn't want to kill all these people, they just kept getting in the way!), but someone was on to me and they were going around alerting authorities... whilst dressed as a giant pork chop in order to hide their identity.
3. Then I woke up and discovered I had drooled onto my pillow. YES. I am the sexiest.
4. I guess posting lame original fic on a SHOW night was a somewhat bad idea, but it is
here if you wanna validate me. (Flocked, I'm afraid. I am way paranoid about Rupert googling my work for some reason and a) thinking I have plagiarised this awesome Tree person, or b) discovering my incest kink.)
5. YESSS FOUR MINUTES LEFT.