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[wanttobeatree]

Belated happy new year, LJ! I think one of my new year resolutions is going to have to be update more here, because I really do hate tumblr so much 75% of the time (and the other 25% is when I'm talking to people on tumblr who are LJ friends anyway, so, yknow.) I know LJ keeps fucking things around and turning everything to shit, but the past week

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[wolfy_writing]

The trouble with Thorin/Bilbo is that Thorin would feel obligated to make a speech about how the the cocks of the clan of Durin are not lightly bestowed, and are only given to the noblest and most pure-hearted, but Bilbo has shown himself to be a True and Loyal Companion, and by the time he actually stopped, Bilbo would have fallen asleep or wandered off in search of food or something.

[wanttobeatree]

THAT JUST MAKES ME LOVE IT EVEN MORE.

[wolfy_writing]

Okay, I would kind of like to read that fic. (But not write it, because I round out of ideas for Thorin's speech after half a sentence. Although, he could end up reciting, in saga form, The Deeds of the Lovers of the Kings of the Line of Durin or something.)

[wanttobeatree]

And let's face it, Bilbo can be quite talkative too. THEY WOULD JUST NEVER STOP MAKING OVERLY FORMAL SPEECHES AT EACH OTHER. And poetry. Lots of reciting poetry. It'd be the best/worst.

[wolfy_writing]

Once Bilbo had dug up a good supply of poetry, and settled in for a listen, he'd be all "I want to write the part of the poem about me myself!" and start coming up with some elaborate verse about why he was impressive enough to sleep with Thorin Oakenshield, and then he and Thorin would argue about poetry because Bilbo likes verse styles inspired by Elvish poetry, and Thorin wanted something more Dwarfish-sounding, and it'd be a week later and not only would they have not had sex yet, they wouldn't have finished writing the poem!