The only good thing about crutches is that people feel sorry for me and want to do free shit for me ( Read more... )

Guess who's off the hook?

Go on, guess! Not that I'm telling how...

And just because things turned out poorly this time around doesn't mean it'll happen again, so I don't need a lecture from anybody.

Perse, I'm sure that horizontal stripes would have looked stunning on you. <3

Persephone! I've bought you a new taser! Do you want me to bring it to you? Or will you come down here and retrieve it?

See? You can trust me!