A. and I were chatting about how badly Michael Moore's next film will suck, as his ego and his pocketbook swell in response to the interminable accolades. A.'s suggestion was some sort of wife-swapping flick with Oscar-favorite and fellow fat-ass Peter Jackson entitled "Potatoes for Carrots."

"The number one thing a woman can do to remain attractive is to stay thin..."

I wanted to talk about bugs and code reviews, but my coworker S. was ranting about someone who let herself go ( Read more... )

I spent the last evening with the precious metals: Bacardi Silver and Cap'n Morgan's Gold. Large amounts of my money were squandered on silly impulse buys (used CDs (Devo's Greatest Hits, two Pixies albums, and an early Kraftwerk), a 1:3 scale replica of an xanthochroid Navy sailor from Toys 'R' Us, and 3 pairs of medium-sized "boy's" underwear ( Read more... )