I hate politics the way I hate sports; I loathe the irrational emotional investment people feel for those who have little to no direct connection to them. Whether it was hard-ons for Obama or unwavering sympathy for Hillary, I was prepared to roll my eyes and vote based on rational contemplation of all the options presented to me ( Read more... )

"...men are very attentive to highly attractive guys because presumably their wives or girlfriends may be too."

Sure, if that makes you feel better.

Fag.

This shit is crazy...

Missile, missile, missile!

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"Can you live to be a hundred and fifty just by reducing your diet?
The monkeys are doing it."
- Good Morning America

A gentlemen from the Atkins camp utilized the term 'Vegetarian Agenda' on the news this morning.

I'm wondering if this explains why that red gumball is so damned angry...

The reporter stated that he could not hear exactly what the celebratory throngs of Iraqis were shouting.

I am pretty sure it was: "We have no shirts!"

At least until they reached the statue of Saddam when it became: "Now we have no shoes!"