Comments | wanton_bliss: Award for the stupidest justification

wanton_bliss

Jun 20, 2005 07:51

"Can you live to be a hundred and fifty just by reducing your diet?
The monkeys are doing it."
- Good Morning America

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thesadpunk June 20 2005, 12:33:24 UTC

Did they suggest eating our own fecal matter?

wanton_bliss June 20 2005, 13:01:04 UTC

Vigorous oral stimulation of one's self.

thesadpunk June 20 2005, 13:02:57 UTC

So that's why you're so thin.

wanton_bliss June 20 2005, 13:21:13 UTC

And full of boundless energy (read: insomnia)!

die7fox June 20 2005, 13:07:36 UTC

Maybe flinging it at people boosts your metabolism.

thesadpunk June 20 2005, 13:14:57 UTC

Well, yeah, but who doesn't have fecal matter flinging as part of their exercise program already?

die7fox June 20 2005, 13:26:42 UTC

I know it's the best part of my lunch hour.

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