Award for the stupidest justification

Jun 20, 2005 07:51

"Can you live to be a hundred and fifty just by reducing your diet?
The monkeys are doing it."
- Good Morning America

monkeys, news, inanity

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die7fox June 20 2005, 12:26:10 UTC
*scratches head*

Apples to oranges?

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wanton_bliss June 20 2005, 13:20:08 UTC
Starvation...

The charming thing is that Lisa Walford, long-time CR practitioner, was on Good Morning America and she looks like shit. She has more energy than ever, but her body is repulsive and her face is sunken, disfigured by jutting bone structure and, oddly enough, simian in appearance. The two other exemplars of the diet were similarly heinous.

Oh, and she confirmed that, despite the increases in overall energy, there is a significant decrease in sexual drive, which she rationalized away by saying she was too busy with her two careers for sex anyway.

I guess it's about quantity not quality of life.

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die7fox June 20 2005, 13:25:40 UTC
The charming thing is that Lisa Walford, long-time CR practitioner, was on Good Morning America and she looks like shit.

Good God, you're right. I wonder if she and Maria Shriver have their faces sharpened by the same person.

And don't you think she also looks a bit... well... mannish?

I guess it's about quantity not quality of life.

Right. Life is meant to be endured, not enjoyed.

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wanton_bliss June 20 2005, 13:29:03 UTC
Life is meant to be endured, not enjoyed.

Sounds like life on LifeJournal.

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wanton_bliss June 20 2005, 13:29:34 UTC
Errr... LiveJournal.

Hmm... That was interesting.

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die7fox June 20 2005, 14:49:42 UTC
Hey now, I manage to keep my angsty goth poetry postings down to one a month. :-)

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jimbojones June 20 2005, 14:18:39 UTC
oh god, you weren't kidding. that chick looks AWFUL. gaaaah.

she might have hooves.

cloven ones.

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