Count to ten... then pull the trigger.

Jun 03, 2005 10:35

There was a cavalcade of assholes in the parking garage this morning ( Read more... )

work, cars, hate

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grubbybastard June 3 2005, 15:20:09 UTC
Maybe I am a tend high-strung

This phrase has an interesting resonance.

And everyone on LJ is high-strung; there is no 'maybe' about this.

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 15:55:01 UTC
Damn, you caught me in the five seconds before I corrected it.

I have a bad habit of not rereading my entries until AFTER I hit "post"...

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grubbybastard June 3 2005, 15:58:40 UTC
Me, too. I really did mean what I said: it had an interesting resonance. As mistakes go, it was an evocative one.

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thesadpunk June 3 2005, 16:09:05 UTC
Does focusing on spelling errors or typos count as behavior of one that is high-strung?

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die7fox June 3 2005, 15:28:30 UTC
Hell is truly other people.

I think perhaps the act of looking out at the rest of us through windows enables them to psychologically distance themselves.

Right first time. Road rage stems from the perception that someone else has invaded our personal space, that being the steel monster in which we've encased ourselves. Someone cuts you off, your response is on a visceral level, as if you've been violated instead of merely inconvenienced.

And the consequences for me, the humble motorcyclist? *shakes head*

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 15:56:17 UTC
You're dead...

I would love to own a motorcycle, but I also love the absence of paralysis and radical deformity.

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die7fox June 3 2005, 16:00:51 UTC
I've been riding since I've been old enough to drive, and aside from a few close calls, I've been fortunate. *knocks wood loudly*

The trick is to remember that you not only have to do your job, but the jobs of all the asshats around you who aren't even paying attention to other cars, let alone a guy on a Harley.

Not without its risks, but the experience of riding makes it an equitable trade.

And I once had a hypodermic needle shoved into the glans of my cock.

Sweet Lucifer's fistula! What the hell for?

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 16:05:23 UTC
I had it shortened to a more reasonable length. Grew tired of scaring children and the elderly when I wore shorts.

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d2leddy June 3 2005, 15:43:30 UTC
When people drive they either 1) behave as though their body space has extended to a 15 foot radius (because it has, which is stupid), or 2) they act like cows.

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 15:57:33 UTC
I don't believe it's an either-or situation.

But then, I extend the cow statement to people regardless of whether they are behind the wheel.

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d2leddy June 3 2005, 16:02:54 UTC
True, though I meant certain contexts. Such as highway driving, as opposed to a more competitive parking situation--people cluster together like plains-herd animals. They do the same thing in fires when they get on their hands and knees to avoid smoke and then they die.

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thesadpunk June 3 2005, 15:50:28 UTC
And I once had a hypodermic needle shoved into the glans of my cock.

I thought you said you never did crystal meth?

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 15:58:19 UTC
Cocaine, baby... best hard-on ever.

Until it turned black.

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jdhorner June 3 2005, 16:14:59 UTC
not a fan of black cock?

i couldn't let that one go...

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 16:23:10 UTC
Please, beyatch, I am dating the blackest white man to ever emerge from the cornfields of Ohio.

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You what? joost74 June 3 2005, 15:52:05 UTC
And I once had a hypodermic needle shoved into the glans of my cock.

Wretched mother of satan...and here I thought your entry was about driving cars. It was about driving alright, but more driving me over the edge than driving cars. What exactly should I not do so that I may avoid such an experience?

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 16:01:42 UTC
The issue was one of vanity more than anything else. So avoiding narcissism and superficiality is key to your salvation.

Easier said than done.

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Hint. shadoh June 3 2005, 20:55:58 UTC
Sounds like an interesting post.

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