Count to ten... then pull the trigger.

Jun 03, 2005 10:35

There was a cavalcade of assholes in the parking garage this morning ( Read more... )

work, cars, hate

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die7fox June 3 2005, 15:28:30 UTC
Hell is truly other people.

I think perhaps the act of looking out at the rest of us through windows enables them to psychologically distance themselves.

Right first time. Road rage stems from the perception that someone else has invaded our personal space, that being the steel monster in which we've encased ourselves. Someone cuts you off, your response is on a visceral level, as if you've been violated instead of merely inconvenienced.

And the consequences for me, the humble motorcyclist? *shakes head*

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 15:56:17 UTC
You're dead...

I would love to own a motorcycle, but I also love the absence of paralysis and radical deformity.

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die7fox June 3 2005, 16:00:51 UTC
I've been riding since I've been old enough to drive, and aside from a few close calls, I've been fortunate. *knocks wood loudly*

The trick is to remember that you not only have to do your job, but the jobs of all the asshats around you who aren't even paying attention to other cars, let alone a guy on a Harley.

Not without its risks, but the experience of riding makes it an equitable trade.

And I once had a hypodermic needle shoved into the glans of my cock.

Sweet Lucifer's fistula! What the hell for?

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 16:05:23 UTC
I had it shortened to a more reasonable length. Grew tired of scaring children and the elderly when I wore shorts.

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joost74 June 3 2005, 16:07:41 UTC
Now that was, um, coy...sneaking in that you don't just ride, but that you ride a Harley. Of course, one could argue, do you really ride if its not a Harley?

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die7fox June 3 2005, 16:09:39 UTC
Of course, one could argue, do you really ride if its not a Harley?

Friends don't let friends ride riceburners. ;-)

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 16:28:49 UTC
I'm a sell-out to the motorcycle leather daddy ideal in that I have found many a crotch rocket sexy.

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die7fox June 3 2005, 16:34:06 UTC
The crotch rocket, or the pilot? ;-)

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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 16:53:48 UTC
In the case of Hackers, both...


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wanton_bliss June 3 2005, 16:56:33 UTC
Fucking german image sites...


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thesadpunk June 3 2005, 16:40:07 UTC
Racist.

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die7fox June 3 2005, 16:43:19 UTC
Purist.

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