Sep 13, 2011 20:29
[OPTION A]
[So, yeah. Kenpachi? Not expecting to wake up in a home that wasn't his, in bed with someone he doesn't know, and without his stuff. The phone ends up getting knocked over when he starts looking for his Zanpakuto. And then his DroneWife walks in.]
Why is this room such a mess, dear?
Where the hell am I, and who are you?
You know that we are in mayfield, dear. And I'm your wife!
I don't have a wife! And what the hell's a Mayfield?
Yes you do, dear! Quit being so silly, we've lived in Mayfield our whole lives!
Stop calling me dear! And no, we haven't.
[What a heartwarming family moment.]
[OPTION B]
[Kenpachi, tired of the drone's antics, has left the house. He's probably going to try walking out of mayfield, or hunt down someone he knows, or something like that. He's still in his pajama's, by the way.]
where's my sword,
why no fighty?