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List ten celebrity crushes and then answer the questions
1. Ike Barinholtz
02. Seth MacFarlane
03. Akiva Schaffer
04. Alec Sulkin
05. Danny McBride
06. Ewan McGregor
07. Seth Meyers
08. Vincent D'Onofrio
09. Will Forte
10. BJ Novak
So what do you like most about 2? [ Seth MacFarlane]
Easy. His VOICE.
If you could do anything to 4, what would it be? [Alec Sulkin]
Also easy. Screw him.
Who would you choose between 5 and 7? [Danny McBride] and [Seth Meyers]
Oh, shit, I dunno. See, I could say Meyers, but he really is clearly so in love with Amy Poehler, but I know more about him than I do McBride.... I think I will go with Meyers..... Sorry, Mr. McBride....
Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1? [Ike Barinholtz]
Dude, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, this guy is a nine. He'd be a total ten if he were MINE. So there.
What do you find most attractive about 1? [Ike Barinholtz]
Well, I guess two things. No, three. Number one, his bare feet. Number two, his absolute child-like enjoyment when he thinks something is so funny, and number three, his need to explain where his jokes are coming from... Mmmmmm
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?[Akiva Scahffer]
Get some rabbit food. I think he'd appreciate it more than any one else, that skinny fucker. Then we could go sit around and drink tea. Haha.
If 8 was a type of season, which season would he/she be? [Vincent D'Onofrio]
Summer, because he's HOT :P I am keeping this answer because, no matter what kind of weight this guy has on him, no matter how grey his hair is or isn't, he really pleases my eyes. SERIOUSLY.
Why is 10 not higher up your list? [BJ Novak]
Cuz he's the last person I thought of.
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up? [BJ Novak]
I just need to watch more episodes of the Office, and he gets higher up because he's on my mind more automatically that way because he's got blue eyes, dark hair, and is a Jew. However, he still wouldn't be number one, cuz that's Ike.
What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4? [Seth MacFarlane] and [Alec Sulkin]
OH, jeese... Just me and those two, cracking jokes, watching some scifi, naked, dirty lovin'.... Oh, shit, how perfectly that worked out!!!
Which person would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
Vincent. Almost every other guy grew up spoiled rotten, so they might not pull their weight. But Vincent will nearly kill himself for his craft, so if he was playing being stuck on a desert island, he'd work it out. Either that or Ewan, cuz he could at least talk to me in that Scot accent.
What do you hate most about 7? [Seth Meyers]
The fact that he can't get over Amy Poehler even though she has a kid with her husband, has moved to LA, and totally isn't into him!!!
Have you ever thought how you'll react when you meet 3? [Akiva Schaffer]
Hmmm.... I guess I'd offer to buy him dinner.... Try to charm him and get him in bed, and then I dunno.
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on TV before? [Ike Barinholtz] and [Seth MacFarlane]
Yes, Yes I have. Once on MADTv when Seth MacFarlane came and did the live action Family Guy sketch, and technically again when Ike Barinholtz did Dane Cook on Family Guy.
Have you ever dreamt about 6? [Ewan McGregor]
*Dreamily remembering* Mmm-hmmm...... MMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm....
Marry, boff, or kill 1, 3, 5? [Ike Barinholtz] [Akiva Schaffer] and [Danny McBride]
Marry: Ike Barinholtz
Boff: Danny McBride
Kill: Akiva Schaffer
I would like to point out that I would not kill Akiva Schaffer; I just had already shafted McBride earlier in this game so I didn't want to do it again.
1. Ike Barinholtz
02. Seth MacFarlane
03. Akiva Schaffer
04. Alec Sulkin
05. Danny McBride
06. Ewan McGregor
07. Seth Meyers
08. Vincent D'Onofrio
09. Will Forte
10. BJ Novak
So what do you like most about 2? [ Seth MacFarlane]
Easy. His VOICE.
If you could do anything to 4, what would it be? [Alec Sulkin]
Also easy. Screw him.
Who would you choose between 5 and 7? [Danny McBride] and [Seth Meyers]
Oh, shit, I dunno. See, I could say Meyers, but he really is clearly so in love with Amy Poehler, but I know more about him than I do McBride.... I think I will go with Meyers..... Sorry, Mr. McBride....
Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1? [Ike Barinholtz]
Dude, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, this guy is a nine. He'd be a total ten if he were MINE. So there.
What do you find most attractive about 1? [Ike Barinholtz]
Well, I guess two things. No, three. Number one, his bare feet. Number two, his absolute child-like enjoyment when he thinks something is so funny, and number three, his need to explain where his jokes are coming from... Mmmmmm
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?[Akiva Scahffer]
Get some rabbit food. I think he'd appreciate it more than any one else, that skinny fucker. Then we could go sit around and drink tea. Haha.
If 8 was a type of season, which season would he/she be? [Vincent D'Onofrio]
Summer, because he's HOT :P I am keeping this answer because, no matter what kind of weight this guy has on him, no matter how grey his hair is or isn't, he really pleases my eyes. SERIOUSLY.
Why is 10 not higher up your list? [BJ Novak]
Cuz he's the last person I thought of.
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up? [BJ Novak]
I just need to watch more episodes of the Office, and he gets higher up because he's on my mind more automatically that way because he's got blue eyes, dark hair, and is a Jew. However, he still wouldn't be number one, cuz that's Ike.
What would the ideal situation be for you for 2 and 4? [Seth MacFarlane] and [Alec Sulkin]
OH, jeese... Just me and those two, cracking jokes, watching some scifi, naked, dirty lovin'.... Oh, shit, how perfectly that worked out!!!
Which person would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
Vincent. Almost every other guy grew up spoiled rotten, so they might not pull their weight. But Vincent will nearly kill himself for his craft, so if he was playing being stuck on a desert island, he'd work it out. Either that or Ewan, cuz he could at least talk to me in that Scot accent.
What do you hate most about 7? [Seth Meyers]
The fact that he can't get over Amy Poehler even though she has a kid with her husband, has moved to LA, and totally isn't into him!!!
Have you ever thought how you'll react when you meet 3? [Akiva Schaffer]
Hmmm.... I guess I'd offer to buy him dinner.... Try to charm him and get him in bed, and then I dunno.
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on TV before? [Ike Barinholtz] and [Seth MacFarlane]
Yes, Yes I have. Once on MADTv when Seth MacFarlane came and did the live action Family Guy sketch, and technically again when Ike Barinholtz did Dane Cook on Family Guy.
Have you ever dreamt about 6? [Ewan McGregor]
*Dreamily remembering* Mmm-hmmm...... MMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm....
Marry, boff, or kill 1, 3, 5? [Ike Barinholtz] [Akiva Schaffer] and [Danny McBride]
Marry: Ike Barinholtz
Boff: Danny McBride
Kill: Akiva Schaffer
I would like to point out that I would not kill Akiva Schaffer; I just had already shafted McBride earlier in this game so I didn't want to do it again.