Avoiding homework...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I helped queenvik see the light (8 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for tigress69 (10 points). In September I donated bone marrow to farfilly29 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I bought porn for flawlesscowboy (-10 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (307 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
wannabeeasheep
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I didn't flush (-1 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I broke wildkitty06's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I gave flawlesscowboy a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-47 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
wannabeeasheep
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for arli_is_amazing (-10 points). In June I put gum in farfilly29's hair (-12 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I pulled k8alwayz's hair (-5 points). In July I gave queenvik a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (967 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
wannabeeasheep
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, arli_is_amazing (-5000 points). In February I gave roxie_hart1388 a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I helped azazel262 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3972 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
wannabeeasheep