Should you need me, wait until pigs fly, hell freezes over, and zombie badgers roam the earth.

Then leave a message.

Maybe I'll get back to you.

-Bernard

"If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?"

I read this in a book somwhere. It seems more fitting now than it ever has. I find this writer has a lot of truths.

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( Lengthy, boring description of what Bernard does when he first arrives at the Upright compound )

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Threads:
2009-07-27: Arriving at the Parlour, speaking with the Oracle. Bugging the hell out of poor Artisan.
2009-08-03: Settling in the upright compound.
2009-08-06: Reading in the library, talking with Harry Dresden.
2009-08-27: Meeting the Doctor, sharing his knowledge of the city and the war.

Whiteboard:
2009-08-02: BUGGER THIS FOR A LARK ( Read more... )

( I'm a Happy-Go-Lucky Scamp )