COOK YOU IGNORANT SLUT!
when most people get hungry they eat, right? well when i get hungry i need to eat, like most people, but for me, a roast dinner is a snack. i eat so much i usually have to cook what ever im going to eat, otherwise i end up eating 12 bags of crisps =/.
But when you have a god damn gas cooker that keeps going out, its kinda hard to cook anything! therefore im like permenantly hungry =[.
Maybe i need to reboot my cooker?
but anyway thats enough about my hunger, i felt i shud update this thing cos its been a while and some people need to know what ive been upto (because my life is that important). well ive been upto absolutely fock all. although i was invited to leyton to go on an intoxicating binge with mel, who ive never met, but she invited me anyways (cos shes nice like that), but alas, i had to decline her generous offer cos of my focking sister. i had to look after her all night. now dont get me wrong, shes my sister and i love her, but shes a god damn pest, shes just turned 13 and thinks shes 'ard' now. but no worries cos im just a laid back kinda guy, and i'll just slap her upside the head ;].
new water gardens are built up teh town, but its like the place is wearing 'right guard' ( 24 hour protection =/ ). so i cant fockin skate it, which is a hhuuggee bummer. but ive decided i want to play hockey again now, so ima buy a Chicago Blackhawks shirt, a stick and a rolling puck then smash some slap shots into some garages. winnarr \o/.
and as an added bonus i robbed a squeeky mouse from work 2nite. its rad. but my dog wants to eat it now. bummer.
-laters
But when you have a god damn gas cooker that keeps going out, its kinda hard to cook anything! therefore im like permenantly hungry =[.
Maybe i need to reboot my cooker?
but anyway thats enough about my hunger, i felt i shud update this thing cos its been a while and some people need to know what ive been upto (because my life is that important). well ive been upto absolutely fock all. although i was invited to leyton to go on an intoxicating binge with mel, who ive never met, but she invited me anyways (cos shes nice like that), but alas, i had to decline her generous offer cos of my focking sister. i had to look after her all night. now dont get me wrong, shes my sister and i love her, but shes a god damn pest, shes just turned 13 and thinks shes 'ard' now. but no worries cos im just a laid back kinda guy, and i'll just slap her upside the head ;].
new water gardens are built up teh town, but its like the place is wearing 'right guard' ( 24 hour protection =/ ). so i cant fockin skate it, which is a hhuuggee bummer. but ive decided i want to play hockey again now, so ima buy a Chicago Blackhawks shirt, a stick and a rolling puck then smash some slap shots into some garages. winnarr \o/.
and as an added bonus i robbed a squeeky mouse from work 2nite. its rad. but my dog wants to eat it now. bummer.
-laters