The nouveau tech society

Aug 02, 2005 17:33

apparently i have supernatural power that can win me millions of dollars,sex,and even love. oddly enough there is a "secret society" of others with these powers whose goals are to sniff out others like them and show them this power they have.

this all started this morning when i found a letter on the table addressed to me via some shitty place in new jersey. i read through the details and learned of some doctor/engineer/bachelor/multimilliondollar cassanova(that's actually a word) that one day went out and wrote a book called playing poker as a career. what the fuck. please ask me if you may piss down my back and tell me its rainbows of sunshine and magic juice before you just go lifting your leg anywhere you see fit.

I'm wondering about this but i'm afraid that i'll be the one drinking the punch first and ending up some place in mexico with ripped butthole and a shirt that says "they are coming". Anyone want to know the secrets of the universe? maybe ill go ahead and check it off anyways, do i honestly have anything better to believe?
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