Fuck you Santa, I'm Rick james
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for blurredyearning (10 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I gave firelie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole brekketechie's purse (30 points). Last Sunday siamesetwin3 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-91 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
wanderingmound