[breaking bad] wins (almost) everything | "fame and fortune and everything that goes with it..."
So. I was just going through the Breaking Bad tag on Tumblr for footage/photos/videos from the Golden Globes to post in a wrap up entry to breaking_bad and I decided four things:
ONE | Single line comments like this are, perhaps, the ACTUAL WORST. They're even worse for me at the moment than those spewing forth pages and pages of rage and stupidity.
"Just watching season two and that Skyler is a total bitch."
For starters, if you're only just now watching season two then your opinion is utterly null and void (unless you're lisal825). Also, shut the fuck up.
TWO | HIS FREAKING NAME IS JESSE.
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It has never been in the past, nor is it now, Jessie. If you claim to love the character so much and feel the need to pontificate his awesome at length (an act which I completely understand), then, for the love of..., AT LEAST GO TO THE FREAKING TROUBLE OF SPELLING HIS NAME CORRECTLY.
THREE | New, single paragraph comments like this are, perhaps, the ACTUAL SECOND WORST.
"OMG, JUST WATCHING THE FINALE OF BREAKING BAD AND LIKE, WHAT IF, IN THE END, THEY GO INTO WITNESS PROTECTION AND THAT'S HOW WALT BECOMES HAL, THE DAD FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE... IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME! ALSO, I AM SUPER ORIGINAL AND THE MOST HILARIOUS." (paraphrased)
No, you are not original or hilarious. In fact, you are the exact opposite of both.
FOUR | Bryan Cranston is ALL THE AWESOME THINGS.
This has been a rant... Probably brought to you by a 9 hour shift in retail.
ONE | Single line comments like this are, perhaps, the ACTUAL WORST. They're even worse for me at the moment than those spewing forth pages and pages of rage and stupidity.
"Just watching season two and that Skyler is a total bitch."
For starters, if you're only just now watching season two then your opinion is utterly null and void (unless you're lisal825). Also, shut the fuck up.
TWO | HIS FREAKING NAME IS JESSE.
J.E.S.S.E
J
E
S
S
E
jay - ee - es - es - ee
It has never been in the past, nor is it now, Jessie. If you claim to love the character so much and feel the need to pontificate his awesome at length (an act which I completely understand), then, for the love of..., AT LEAST GO TO THE FREAKING TROUBLE OF SPELLING HIS NAME CORRECTLY.
THREE | New, single paragraph comments like this are, perhaps, the ACTUAL SECOND WORST.
"OMG, JUST WATCHING THE FINALE OF BREAKING BAD AND LIKE, WHAT IF, IN THE END, THEY GO INTO WITNESS PROTECTION AND THAT'S HOW WALT BECOMES HAL, THE DAD FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE... IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME! ALSO, I AM SUPER ORIGINAL AND THE MOST HILARIOUS." (paraphrased)
No, you are not original or hilarious. In fact, you are the exact opposite of both.
FOUR | Bryan Cranston is ALL THE AWESOME THINGS.
This has been a rant... Probably brought to you by a 9 hour shift in retail.