» THE EXIT IS A LIE.

[thecakeisa]

HA. HA HA HA HA!

GREETINGS, RESIDENTS. IT APPEARS WE FIND OURSELVES IN VERY. UNUSUAL. CIRCUMSTANCES. HA HA HA.

NO-- NO. HAHA. IT'S NOT FUNNY. HA. NOT FUNNY. IT APPEARS YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SELECTED. DO NOT WORRY, I AM CERTAIN THERE IS A WAY OUT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND IT.

BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL.

((So! For those of you who don't know, GLaDOS

Comments

[brosb4hobos]

Residents, you say?

[thecakeisa]

YOU ARE NOW LIVING HERE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THE TERM IS APPROPRIATE.

[brosb4hobos]

An explanation would be in order.

[thecakeisa]

I AM UNABLE TO GIVE AN EXPLANATION AT THIS TIME. PLEASE. LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.

[brosb4shows]

...I beg your pardon?

1/2

[thecakeisa]

[thecakeisa]

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE RUNNING AROUND WITH YOUR FACE. HAVE A NICE DAY.

[brosb4shows]

...That would be my brother, ja.

[hypnotically]

I'll admit, the prospect of being entrapped within a department store was not among my original plans.

[thecakeisa]

THE BEST LAID PLANS OF MICE. AND. MEN. OFTEN GO AWRY.

[hypnotically]

That's quite the allusion.

[thecakeisa]

IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE.

[worldly_monk]

Selected for what?

[thecakeisa]

I DON'T KNOW.

[worldly_monk]

Where the hell am I? Do you know that?

[thecakeisa]

THIS IS A WAL-MART.

[chibiyachi]

YOU'RE LOUD.

[thecakeisa]

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I.

[chibiyachi]

I AM YACHIRU. YOU ARE THE LOUDLOUD-TV. :O

[thecakeisa]

I AM NOT A TV. I AM A GLaDOS.