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thecakeisa in walmart_rp

» THE EXIT IS A LIE.

Apr 25, 2008 23:24

HA. HA HA HA HA!

GREETINGS, RESIDENTS. IT APPEARS WE FIND OURSELVES IN VERY. UNUSUAL. CIRCUMSTANCES. HA HA HA.

NO-- NO. HAHA. IT'S NOT FUNNY. HA. NOT FUNNY. IT APPEARS YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SELECTED. DO NOT WORRY, I AM CERTAIN THERE IS A WAY OUT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND IT.

BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL.

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worldly_monk April 26 2008, 06:05:07 UTC

Selected for what?

thecakeisa April 26 2008, 06:08:56 UTC

I DON'T KNOW.

worldly_monk April 26 2008, 06:12:06 UTC

Where the hell am I? Do you know that?

thecakeisa April 26 2008, 06:17:07 UTC

THIS IS A WAL-MART.

worldly_monk April 26 2008, 06:20:27 UTC

... That doesn't tell me anything.

thecakeisa April 26 2008, 06:22:27 UTC

WAL-MART IS A CHAIN OF LARGE, DISCOUNT DEPARTMENT STORES. IT IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST PUBLIC CORPORATION BY REVENUE, ACCORDING TO THE 2008 FORTUNE GLOBAL 500.

FOUNDED BY SAM WALTON IN 1962, IT WAS INCORPORATED ON OCTOBER 31, 1969, AND LISTED ON THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE IN 1972. IT IS THE LARGEST PRIVATE EMPLOYER IN THE WORLD AND THE FOURTH LARGEST UTILITY OR COMMERCIAL EMPLOYER, TRAILING THE BRITISH NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, AND THE INDIAN RAILWAYS.

WAL-MART IS THE LARGEST GROCERY RETAILER IN THE UNITED STATES, WITH AN ESTIMATED 20% OF THE RETAIL GROCERY AND CONSUMABLES BUSINESS, AS WELL AS THE LARGEST TOY SELLER IN THE UNITED STATES.

worldly_monk April 26 2008, 06:24:59 UTC

((I lol'd.))

*blink blink* Fine. It's a store. Where is this store located? And how did I get here?

thecakeisa April 26 2008, 06:32:34 UTC

I DO NOT KNOW. AND. I DO NOT KNOW.

worldly_monk April 26 2008, 06:36:19 UTC

... So this is some kind of weird test?

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