[Fanmix] Loving You is (semi)Automatic
I need to work on NaNo, not create things like this. Oh well.
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Medium: Television
Fandom: Chuck
Subject: Chuck/Casey
Title: Loving You is (semi)Automatic
Notes: There really aren’t enough Chuck fanmixes out there. And I have yet to see a Chuck/Casey one, so I decided it is time to take things into my own hands. (Mwahahaha.) This pairing has everything-tons of banter, guns, awkward hugs, saving each other, voyeurism, tranquilizer guns, and the eternal question of love or duty. I tried to capture their relationship in thirteen songs and a picspam.
Warning: Contains spoilers for seasons one and two.
Tracklist
Automatic - Tokio Hotel
Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell
Undisclosed Desires - Muse
One with the Freaks - The Notwist
Bulletproof - Kerli
The Only Way (is the Wrong Way) - Filter
Creeping up on You - Darren Hayes
The Moment I said It - Imogen Heap
So Contagious - Acceptance
Hardest of Hearts - Florence + the Machine
Gunslinger - Over It
Contact - Thirteen Senses
You Spin Me Right Round - Marilyn Manson
Chuck: I just figured if a guy like you can find love, no offense Casey, then maybe there’s hope for me
too. Maybe this whole spy business isn’t as screwed up as I think it is.
(pause)
Casey: Hm.
Casey: Hm?! That’s-that’s! Okay, you know what? If you want to go through life all emotionally constipated
and alone, then suit yourself. I’ll let you get back to protecting the greater good, you freaking robot!
-Chuck versus the Undercover Lover
Chuck: What the hell are these?
Casey: Seems you already know, Chuck.
Chuck: I can’t believe you’ve been prying into my most intimate moments… you know I swear to God if I find
out you’ve been spying on my sister, I will kill you, Casey.
Casey: Intimate moments. Not really an issue thus far. At least not in the sense of traditional two person
intimacy.
Chuck: Do you have any idea how violated I feel right now?
Casey: You feel violated? No, no, no. My ears feel violated because they have to listen to you and that moron
Morgan yammering on for four hours about what sandwich you’re going to take when you’re stranded on a
deserted island.
-Chuck versus the Sandworm
Chuck: You spent so much of your life pushing people away, lashing out with hurtful words and punches, but I
know why you do it. You do it because you’re scared.
Casey: What?
Chuck: Scared. Scared to be known. Scared if we see who you really are, we’d actually care about you.
Casey: You shut up!
Sarah: Yeah, shut up, Chuck. You’re making him mad.
Chuck: Under that extremely terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply, deeply feels. You care! You care about
us, you care about me-admit it! You feel all warm and mushy about me! Go ahead. Say it. You love me, John
Casey.
Casey: I’m going to kill you.
-Chuck versus the Sensei
Morgan: I am currently on my way to securing forty-five Twinkies. Now-by which I mean bags of Twinkies.
Chuck: Why would you do that?
Morgan: Good question. Because Jeff said he’d eat all of them in under three minutes. Now technically
speaking, he thinks he’s eating forty-five, but he’s going to eat ninety.
Chuck: Ninety? Nobody can eat ninety Twinkies.
Morgan: That’s what I said, dude. He may die. Or at least do extreme damage to several major organs.
Chuck: This I have to see.
Casey: Good to see you, Bartowski.
Chuck: Hey! Casey! Ninety Twinkies in three minutes! Be there.
Morgan: JEFF MIGHT DIE!
(Casey runs after them)
-Chuck versus the First Date
Chuck: Um, hey, hey. Uh, I have a question for you. What-what do you think Bryce meant when he said,
“Casey, care to try again?” ‘Cause, call me crazy, but I got the weirdest feeling like it was you who killed him.
Casey: Good guess.
Chuck: Are you ser-does Sarah know about that?
Casey: It’s in my report.
Chuck: Why would you… do that? Why did you kill Bryce?
Casey: Orders.
-Chuck versus the Nemesis
Casey: (answers his phone) Casey.
Beckman: Major, I’m calling to inform you the beta version of the intersect computer was successful. This
means the new intersect should be up and running soon. Once the new computer is online, it will be time to
take care of Bartowski.
(pause)
Casey: Roger that.
Beckman: I hope you have not grown too fond of the subject. I would hate for you to be compromised.
-Chuck versus the Crown Vic
Devon: Hey guys. Something weird is going on. Have you seen Chuck? He didn’t come home last night and
Casey came by. Said he was worried about him.
Lester: Casey. Yeah. Yeah, I’m sure he can’t live without his precious Chuck.
Devon: What’s that supposed to mean?
Lester: The guy’s obsessed with him. A classic perv.
Devon: Obsessed how?
Jeff: You wanna see something really freaking?
(They open Casey’s locker)
Jeff: Dude keeps a Chuck diary.
Lester: Bathroom visits. And durations.
Jeff: Keys. Duct tape. High grade chloroform.
Devon: Whoa.
Jeff: From one stalker to another, I’m impressed.
-Chuck versus the Colonel
Chuck: You-you…!
Casey: Yeah, I catch you when you fall. It’s touching, really.
Chuck: No, no! I love you!
Casey: Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.
-Chuck versus the First Date
Casey: Oh, no, no, no. What are you doing in here?
Chuck: It’s a long story, but the headline is I’m our only hope for survival.
Casey: Huh. And here I thought that things couldn’t get any worse.
-Chuck versus the Ex
Beckman: Your order remains the same-Chuck Bartowski is to be eliminated.
Casey: Huh.
Beckman: What was that, Casey?
Casey: Nothing, General. It’s just… Chuck served his country with honor. Maybe even has potential as an
analyst for the organization.
Beckman: I underst-
Graham: Let me, General. Major Casey, can you extract these secrets from Mr. Bartowski’s head? Can you
guarantee him safety from kidnapping-from torture?
Casey: No.
Graham: Chuck Bartowski has served his country with honor. Now he will die with honor to protect it.
-Chuck versus the First Date
Casey: Oh.
Chuck: I know what I’m doing.
Casey: Oh, you have no idea. You’re entering a world of pain, Chuck.
Chuck: I want this Intersect out of my head. Now are you going to help me or not?
Casey: You gotta be… is that a tranq gun? You don’t even have the common courtesy to threaten me with an
actual firearm.
Chuck: What’s your answer, Casey?
-Chuck versus the Dream Job
Chuck: The nerd in me really, really wants to say “Check mate” right about now.
Leader: Never say that.
Chuck: Why?
Leader: ‘Cause you don’t know who you’re playing against. These cells might be bulletproof, but they can’t
withstand that. The blast will kill them. But I bet your cell will be fine.
(Leader attaches a small bomb to the wall of Casey and Sarah’s cell)
Sarah: Chuck, don’t do anything.
Casey: Stay in that cell, Bartowski.
Chuck: Jill…
Jill: Do what he says, Chuck.
Leader: Open the door or your friends will die.
(Pause)
Leader: Goodbye, Mr. Bartowski.
Chuck: Wait, wait, wait! Wait.
-Chuck versus the Gravitron
Casey: Oh, Chuck me.
-Chuck versus the Ring
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