GREAT WORLD TOUR (VIKINGS NOT ALLOWED)
tsukikei and I had a little conversation on MSN today and got a little carried away and I decided to share the fun.
Veeti:
Do you think VAMPS will announce more tour dates?
tsukikei:
Yeah, they'll probably be adding another South America date just to rub in that it helps to whine and be an idiot about it. >_> So.... you feel like trolling the VAMPS MySpace because they're not coming to Scandinavia, or should I? (A)
I've been thinking about this. I think we should go for the Viking angle. Like, "YOUR RACIST! U HATE VIKINGS AND WON'T COME HERE! I HATE U!" Maybe add some spelling fail and some flashy emoticons, too? No?
Veeti:
Yeah, that sounds appropriate. We could make some blinky emoticons/gifs with Viking symbols in them and add them to the whining.
tsukikei:
Definitely! I'm thinking white with red symbols, playing on the Red Cross-theme but backwards, effectively representing the great sorrow in our souls caused by their hurtful treatment.
Not to mention their astonishing IGNORANCE D:
Veeti:
Yeah! I mean, it's just plain rude that the band has existed almost two whole years now and they still haven't come here even though they have had two tours in Japan. IGNORANCE I SAY!
Not to mention that none of their YouTube comments have been subtitled in any of our languages
tsukikei:
Yeah, I mean seriously?! We've been SO lenient with them and all, but they still don't sub ANY of their videos in Swedish or Finnish even though both languages are spoken in like two whole countries!
Veeti:
Indeed! And we had to wait like, at least three months after their first album was released here. They didn't even postpone the Japanese release so we could've gotten them at the same time. That's totally just to bully us.
tsukikei:
I think J secretly hates us and wants us to feel it. That's why he's never mentioned the Vikings. He's talking about PURPLE MONKEYS, but a little tiiinsy Viking is too much to ask?! Hello, they're an ESSENTIAL part of our history and culture!
We wouldn't even have the letter V if it wasn't for the Vikings! Do they WANT to be named AMPS?!
It would be a DISASTER for their lives. Imagine people asking who's playing there tonight, and the staff saying like "AMPS", and people would be like "Huh? Only the amps on stage and no band?".. I don't know about them, but I wouldn't consider that FUN!!
Veeti:
Indeed, and then they'd need to have one member less in the band, if the five letters represent the band
tsukikei:
Yeah, and they wouldn't be able to agree on which member would have to leave, so they'd make it a lottery, and then it could be HYDE or K.A.Z leaving, and then the band would die. In other words, VAMPS not coming to Scandinavia could cause the whole band to disband and die.
BUT THEY HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Veeti:
I don't think the band would die if K.A.Z was to leave, I mean, the whole band is about HAIDO-SAMA <333333333
tsukikei:
Right, SWEET HAIDO-SAMA <3333 is all there is! I'm sure HE would LOVE to come here, but then the others (the Viking haters) talked him out of it.... D:
Veeti:
But maybe he doesn't love us enough to go against the other members and come see us anyway. And that breaks my heart. I thought we had a special connection.
tsukikei:
Yeah, after all this time you'd think we'd mean a little more to him than that. But no, all is forgotten in the face of the GREAT WORLD TOUR (VIKINGS NOT ALLOWED) they have going on.
Veeti:
Yes. And remember the deer head in the wall in the TROUBLE PV? That was totally a hint towards Vikings, and they were stealing from them! D:
tsukikei:
YES! They're totally MOCKING the memory of the Vikings!! I can't believe this.
And there's no need for anyone to get offended by this, we were simply joking.
Veeti:
Do you think VAMPS will announce more tour dates?
tsukikei:
Yeah, they'll probably be adding another South America date just to rub in that it helps to whine and be an idiot about it. >_> So.... you feel like trolling the VAMPS MySpace because they're not coming to Scandinavia, or should I? (A)
I've been thinking about this. I think we should go for the Viking angle. Like, "YOUR RACIST! U HATE VIKINGS AND WON'T COME HERE! I HATE U!" Maybe add some spelling fail and some flashy emoticons, too? No?
Veeti:
Yeah, that sounds appropriate. We could make some blinky emoticons/gifs with Viking symbols in them and add them to the whining.
tsukikei:
Definitely! I'm thinking white with red symbols, playing on the Red Cross-theme but backwards, effectively representing the great sorrow in our souls caused by their hurtful treatment.
Not to mention their astonishing IGNORANCE D:
Veeti:
Yeah! I mean, it's just plain rude that the band has existed almost two whole years now and they still haven't come here even though they have had two tours in Japan. IGNORANCE I SAY!
Not to mention that none of their YouTube comments have been subtitled in any of our languages
tsukikei:
Yeah, I mean seriously?! We've been SO lenient with them and all, but they still don't sub ANY of their videos in Swedish or Finnish even though both languages are spoken in like two whole countries!
Veeti:
Indeed! And we had to wait like, at least three months after their first album was released here. They didn't even postpone the Japanese release so we could've gotten them at the same time. That's totally just to bully us.
tsukikei:
I think J secretly hates us and wants us to feel it. That's why he's never mentioned the Vikings. He's talking about PURPLE MONKEYS, but a little tiiinsy Viking is too much to ask?! Hello, they're an ESSENTIAL part of our history and culture!
We wouldn't even have the letter V if it wasn't for the Vikings! Do they WANT to be named AMPS?!
It would be a DISASTER for their lives. Imagine people asking who's playing there tonight, and the staff saying like "AMPS", and people would be like "Huh? Only the amps on stage and no band?".. I don't know about them, but I wouldn't consider that FUN!!
Veeti:
Indeed, and then they'd need to have one member less in the band, if the five letters represent the band
tsukikei:
Yeah, and they wouldn't be able to agree on which member would have to leave, so they'd make it a lottery, and then it could be HYDE or K.A.Z leaving, and then the band would die. In other words, VAMPS not coming to Scandinavia could cause the whole band to disband and die.
BUT THEY HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Veeti:
I don't think the band would die if K.A.Z was to leave, I mean, the whole band is about HAIDO-SAMA <333333333
tsukikei:
Right, SWEET HAIDO-SAMA <3333 is all there is! I'm sure HE would LOVE to come here, but then the others (the Viking haters) talked him out of it.... D:
Veeti:
But maybe he doesn't love us enough to go against the other members and come see us anyway. And that breaks my heart. I thought we had a special connection.
tsukikei:
Yeah, after all this time you'd think we'd mean a little more to him than that. But no, all is forgotten in the face of the GREAT WORLD TOUR (VIKINGS NOT ALLOWED) they have going on.
Veeti:
Yes. And remember the deer head in the wall in the TROUBLE PV? That was totally a hint towards Vikings, and they were stealing from them! D:
tsukikei:
YES! They're totally MOCKING the memory of the Vikings!! I can't believe this.
And there's no need for anyone to get offended by this, we were simply joking.