This is a small, useless drabble for the insane people who were born in May 5th.

Fandom: Gintama/Naruto/One Piece/KHR.
Characters: Hijikata, Luffy, Deidara, and Hibari.
Genre: Humor, certainly.
Summary: Of course his birthday is going to be shitty, of course.

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( Lucky him. )