Title: Answering The Phone.
Timeline: Two years after DMC3. AU where Vergil returns to the human world.
Characters/Pairings: Dante, Vergil.
Genre: Humor.
Summury: "Remind me not to let you answer the phone again." "Gladly."

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( Bitter, Dante started counting how many customers are going to file a lawsuit against him, he really, really hoped that his brother answer the phone the way he told him to. )