Six. Dragon Truths.

Sep 26, 2011 22:13

{Voice transmission. Viserys sounds completely calm, with a sort of cooing sound to his voice, like he's telling a bedtime story to a kitten.}

I never wanted to be king. I was never meant to be king. I was the second son, I was meant for other things. Prince of Dragonstone until Rhaegar's son came of age. A position on Rhaegar's small council. I ( Read more... )

this will make me seethe later, flood, truth

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dont_tell_sansa September 27 2011, 05:32:30 UTC
I hate the Lannisters too. I can show you how to use a sword, I learned once. And then we can gut all the Lannisters. And the Mountain.

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wakethedragon September 27 2011, 19:47:12 UTC
[This is like his first eight name days all rolled into one.]

I would love for you to show me how to use a sword. I've held one and waved it about, but it wasn't mine, and I probably wasn't doing it right. I want to know I'm doing it right when I slice Jaime Lannister from groin to eyeballs.

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dont_tell_sansa September 27 2011, 19:58:27 UTC
Syrio Forel taught me how a bravo fights. I can teach you that, if we had swords. Sticks are good, too. Sticks are a good way to learn. When I didn't have Needle, I used a broken broom handle to practice. I think I'd like to teach someone what Syrio taught me. Especially if it's to slice Lannisters.

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wakethedragon September 27 2011, 22:42:16 UTC
I used to have a sword, the one Illyrio let me borrow, but they took it from me.

We could break Illyrio's chairs. I don't much care for them. Would chair legs work? [He's used one for a club, but never for a sword. Why didn't he think of breaking one and using it for a weapon before? Instead, he's been carting around silverware.]

Or we could steal some brooms. [If they even had brooms here.]

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dont_tell_sansa September 28 2011, 01:33:09 UTC
They're short, but they could be good for practice. A broom would be better. Have you seen any? I think I saw a closet somewhere, but it was locked. We could try to break it. It probably isn't hard.

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wakethedragon September 28 2011, 20:46:33 UTC
I haven't seen any brooms. This place is strange. I wouldn't be surprised if there were no brooms.

I'll help break it.

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dont_tell_sansa September 28 2011, 22:02:06 UTC
It's on the seventh floor. If you break off a chair leg, that might help.

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wakethedragon September 29 2011, 00:07:22 UTC
I'll break off all four, that way we can each have two. You never know how strong wood is. It may shatter with the first swing.

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dont_tell_sansa September 29 2011, 18:33:41 UTC
It might splinter. I'll meet you there.

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[Spam] wakethedragon September 29 2011, 22:41:08 UTC
[He had to give Illyrio credit for the eyesore of a chair in the end. It took throwing it against the wall and stomping on it in a rage to get the chair legs to break off. Two legs for each of them, in case the legs weren't up to the task.

He removed his tunic and wrapped the legs in it, not wanting anyone to stop and pester him about his business as he made his way to the seventh floor. Which was much, much farther than he had ever been on this ship. He was glad to have his mail, in case anyone thought to come at him. Granted, mail wouldn't hold up to sorcery. At least he doubted as much.

Once he was on the seventh floor, he lurked and waited for Cat.]

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[Spam] dont_tell_sansa September 29 2011, 23:31:12 UTC
[She'd been hiding in the common room - since coming out of her room would let him know exactly where she slept, and she wasn't ready for that yet. So she waited, using the couch to stay out of site - and when Viserys showed up, she rolled over the back and came trotting up to him.]

You broke it?

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[Spam] wakethedragon September 30 2011, 19:31:36 UTC
[He unwraps the tunic to display the four chair legs. He won't mention how difficult the chair was to break. Fucking Illyrio. It was probably made for his enormous fat ass, and that was why it took the strength of gods to see it broken.]

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[Spam] dont_tell_sansa October 1 2011, 06:23:37 UTC
[And Arya is reaching out to take one, turning it over, weighing it, and holding onto the end.] Good. [Then she pushed forward, twisted her grip, and slammed the end against the side of the door.]

((OOC: I asked Gwen if they could get in, and she said Trip's probably got it locked up tight. xp So they can probably just smash at it till they decide it's fruitless? xp))

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[Spam] wakethedragon October 2 2011, 16:53:09 UTC
[He let Arya take a few cracks at the door before taking a chair leg for himself. He tried the knob, giving it a few hard twists and yanks. He kicked at the door. Then he took his own series of swings, pretending the door was a series of faces he wanted to smash. The first face belonged to Dany, the second, Jaime Lannister.]

((OOC: Sounds good - priceless mental imagery btw.))

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[Spam] dont_tell_sansa October 2 2011, 17:48:04 UTC
[Arya's swings were for Cersei most of all, but eventually she stopped, breathing hard. She tried to pry her fingers between door and frame, and only succeeded in breaking her nails even further, drawing some blood. While she sucked on a finger, she kicked at the door and looked up at Viserys.]

I've never seen a door like this.

((OOC: Agreed. xD))

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Re: [Spam] wakethedragon October 3 2011, 03:03:18 UTC
Seven fucking hells.

[Viserys was over this fucking door. He took the fork from his boot and tried to use that to pry open the door, but of course the fork is made out of plastic, a substance he doesn't quite understand. The prongs snap off immediately. He swears and throws the remains of the fork at the wall. He takes a different approach with the chair leg this time, using it as a battering ram. It breaks on the third attempt. He throws the two chair leg halves at the door and kicks it.]

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