The things I do for you people...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I bought porn for
kfield (10 points). In April I helped
dirtrose hide a body (-173 points). In November I gave
jamour_ma_vie a stolen kidney (-127 points). Last week
mubartuby and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-380 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
waiting2b