Comments | waffler: Stomach problems

waffler

Stomach problems

Oct 24, 2005 20:07

Why am I always having all sorts of stomach problems? Auuuughhhh. My stomach hurts.

Comments 9

LOL sidsavara October 26 2005, 20:07:21 UTC

Sid's Summary of recent posts:

Oct 22nd - I'm making my own bread! it's so cool.
Oct 22nd - Made sandwiches with my bread - excellent
Oct 24th - Ow, my stomach hurts

;)

Sid

waffler October 26 2005, 22:31:26 UTC

Very observant.

Other people ate my bread and didn't have stomach problems, though! So hah! My baked goods are not dangerous. Really.

Not Convinced! sidsavara October 28 2005, 23:39:17 UTC

Uh huh. Sure. What kind of like, PhD student are you. I present you with like, plausible causality, and you respond with platitudes and vague generalities. For example - who are these (so-called) other people? These "not dangerous" baked goods you speak of sound suspiciously like a way to avoid discussing the specific baked good we're talking about. A sort of mental trick to make me assume the baked goods are the same bread you discussed in the prior sentence - when in fact maybe they're completely unrelated baked good!

I'm on to you! You and your diabolical home baked bread will not bring me down! RAAHHH!!!

...All in all, it seems like a highly dubious explanation.

Sid

Ginger and/or grandma's small box tea. anonymous October 27 2005, 16:13:10 UTC

Fresh or powder ginger and/or grandma's small box black tea should solve your problem. Wang the wisest computer in the world.

other cures anonymous October 28 2005, 17:17:03 UTC

Drinkhot dark coffee. Sometime cold or chill will cause discomfort. Therefore wear long tug-in type shirt to protect your belly instead of short t-SHIRT. WANG THE WISEST COMPUTER IN THE WORLD.

dense breads anonymous November 17 2005, 19:43:05 UTC

hiya sandra, u might have a disorder that prevents your stomach from correctly digesting the glucose often found in dense breads. my friend just told me that he has this disorder, and that it runs in his family (his auntie also has it). i can't remember what the hell the disorder is called though, but he said little is known about it and that its often misdiagnosed. anyways, just thought i'd suggest a research agenda. (for him, he's also found that he gets stomach pains after eating bagels, pasta, noodles, anything with shoyu, pizza crust, pie crust, and crackers).

Re: dense breads anonymous November 17 2005, 19:49:37 UTC

oh and i forgot to mention waffles and pancakes. sad but true. yeah, my friend used to have daily "pancake nights" at his place, and we'd all eat pancakes and waffles. yet he always had stomach problems. he never made the connection, because after all, most people assume breads are the safest to eat. anyways, the dude spent about two years trying to eliminate all the food groups, until finally one morning at burgerking he ordered a biscuit-and-egg sandwich. he had already eliminated egg as the cause of his problems, so he figured he was safe. but then he had the worst stomach problems, and discovered that dense breads were at the root. anyways. i have stomach problems too, way back, even when i was at iolani (this is randy btw), but i dont think that dense breads are at the root of mine. (also, sorry for the randomness of these two comments, since we havent talked in a long time. i actually just stumbled across your blog, its a long story; IM me and i'll tell ya about it; but thought maybe these anecdotes might help. ok, later ( ... )

Re: dense breads anonymous November 17 2005, 20:58:01 UTC

Oh, okay, never mind the "who are you?" I hadn't read this message yet.

Re: dense breads waffler November 17 2005, 20:57:01 UTC

Hi. Thanks for the advice. Who are you?

Anyway, yeah, I do tend to get stomach problems after eating pasta too.