Sandra Needs...
Fun meme that's been floating about too many LJs to give credit to one.
Google "[your-name] needs" and post the results, or the funniest results, whatever.
I was at first going to post all the results up to some number, in order. But it was awful! Too many of them were really boring (minutes from committee meetings or something...), so I only posted a handful. They're still mostly boring, but I've divided them up into categories:
Violence to Sandra
Sandra's Body's Needs
Sandra has social problems
Sandra and Sex
Sandra loves animals
Astute observations
Uh, what?
Google "[your-name] needs" and post the results, or the funniest results, whatever.
I was at first going to post all the results up to some number, in order. But it was awful! Too many of them were really boring (minutes from committee meetings or something...), so I only posted a handful. They're still mostly boring, but I've divided them up into categories:
Violence to Sandra
- Sandra needs a slapping.
- First and foremost, Sandra needs to be punched in the neck...
Sandra's Body's Needs
- sandra needs bigger boobs
- Sandra needs a heart-lung transplant...
- Sandra needs three dental implants in her lower jaw.
- Sandra - Needs to lose 150 pounds.
Sandra has social problems
- Sandra needs to control the temper...
- Sandra needs guidance and consistent support to ensure that she learns to make responses that are appropriate to the situations that she encounters.
- Sandra needs a loving family who she can trust and who is will to work toward overcoming attachments issues.
- Sandra needs to take responsibilities for her own actions & quit hiding behind the bottle & blaming others for her actions.
Sandra and Sex
- Also, our Sandra needs not to be confused with the porn star Sandra Dee, there is absolutely no connection there.
- Sexy Sandra needs some attention.
- We like bad girls because they have more sex appeal. Sandra needs to work on that...
- To show the hooker how sandra needs to be fucked - with a really really big strap-on.
- Matthew has been seen exiting a fertility clinic where it's reported he's made a sperm donation for use when Sandra needs it.
Sandra loves animals
- But to get this information Sandra needs to recover some of the transmitters. [I like this one, it's about sea turtle research!]
- Sandra needs to establish a team of panda box helpers...
Astute observations
- Sandra Needs More Coffee.
- Looks like Sandra needs a new job!
- Sandra needs an "<== I'm With Stupid" shirt.
- ...sandra needs to be restarted.
Uh, what?
- Sandra needs 36 rocks for her rock collection.
- SANDRA needs to reduce her topics
- Sandra needs Fabrizio Moretti.
- Ms. Sandra Needs [There's apparently someone named that.]
- Sandra needs help finding her ponies.
- Sandra needs to be near Tiggers