Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.

Where th' hell am I supposed to find a yak? Let alone a thousand of 'em? Anyone seen a yak around lately?

*For all that she and the rest of Europe can sometimes (often) find themselves annoyed with America, Belgium will always harbor a bit of admiration and respect for the man after what he helped do for her and her people during the wars.

Plus, if there's a holiday that means she gets to drink all the beer she wants and blow shit up? She is all over ( Read more... )

Father's Day?

...ooh, I have a bad feeling about this.

*Bel is doing a bit of cleaning, sweeping up her porch and making everything nice and tidy, just like a good Belgian household should be. She is going to try and avoid any of the men she knows... just in case.*

*After the clusterfuck that was the nations' meeting, wherein Belgium and Liechtenstein became both rather irritated with their male counterparts' inability to get anything done, the two decided to do something they'd been talking about for some time: Get absolutely blitzed together.

Now, it's right after midnight - time has rolled back, but neither ( Read more... )

What?

Lux is in Westport? What the hell are we all waiting for then?

[There is a shriek.

Because Belgium has regained a Smurf doll. And guess what?

She is now Smurfette.]

W-what--what the hell?!

I-I-I don't even...! I'm BLUE!

What? Why is it... it won't stop ringing! Hello? Is somebody there?

If you're not going to say anything, why did you call in the first place?

(Backdated to Valentines' Day event!)

You know, if you really want to show affection for someone on Valentines' Day, you should get them some really good chocolate! Not these ... chalk-like little hearts.

I'm sure the person you love will really appreciate getting them something more high-quality, don't you think?