Ah, Late-Night Conversations
Me: Is that smut illustrated, Becky?
Becky: Yes. It is adorably illustrated.
Ashton: I hear that as a magazine. Smut Illustrated.
Me: The fantastic creatures issue. Elves and werewolves and angels, oh my.
Ashton: . . . See, now I'm wondering what exactly is the definition of "smut".
Becky: I'll look it up.
Me: See, she'll look up smut, but she won't look up Pokémon.
Becky: Yes. It is adorably illustrated.
Ashton: I hear that as a magazine. Smut Illustrated.
Me: The fantastic creatures issue. Elves and werewolves and angels, oh my.
Ashton: . . . See, now I'm wondering what exactly is the definition of "smut".
Becky: I'll look it up.
Me: See, she'll look up smut, but she won't look up Pokémon.