My new boyfriend is a THUG.
I dumped my pansy-ass ex-boyfriend because he tried to give me some flowers.
My new boyfriend is more street-smart. I'm his Boo, and he doesn't let me get out of line. And sho'az hell doesn't give me flowers like some puss-eatin chump.
'cause I need a THUG who ain't afraid to stand up for me....and/or instigate a quarrel with some stranger, so that he may be presented with an opportunity to impress me with his given ability to stand up for me.
He ain't all bad though. He has a sweet side. I once heard him ask his mother nicely for $850 cash. I was on the other line so he didn't know that I heard him spout off his sweet "Cmon mama godamm just gimme it pleeeease...damn momma"
But Im his angel, so I see his good sides all tha time. Im his boo for life.
He would prolly shoot you, if I asked him too. Thats devotion.
He's not actually black...but he joined some gang or something last summer vacation and got 'jumped in', so he knows whats up, and how a thug suppose to treat his ho's.
He also has 10 other ho's like me on his boody-list. But none of those are his fault. It's all those ho's fault. What's a thug suppose to do?
My new boyfriend is more street-smart. I'm his Boo, and he doesn't let me get out of line. And sho'az hell doesn't give me flowers like some puss-eatin chump.
'cause I need a THUG who ain't afraid to stand up for me....and/or instigate a quarrel with some stranger, so that he may be presented with an opportunity to impress me with his given ability to stand up for me.
He ain't all bad though. He has a sweet side. I once heard him ask his mother nicely for $850 cash. I was on the other line so he didn't know that I heard him spout off his sweet "Cmon mama godamm just gimme it pleeeease...damn momma"
But Im his angel, so I see his good sides all tha time. Im his boo for life.
He would prolly shoot you, if I asked him too. Thats devotion.
He's not actually black...but he joined some gang or something last summer vacation and got 'jumped in', so he knows whats up, and how a thug suppose to treat his ho's.
He also has 10 other ho's like me on his boody-list. But none of those are his fault. It's all those ho's fault. What's a thug suppose to do?