Spider-man coloring book
It was last year when I had purchased this little beauty, but only now that I stumbled onto it again and realized that I just had to share these images with my flist! Even if you're not a fan of Spider-man, please, take a look! It'll be fun, and it'll only cost you a little of your time!
Okay, please keep in mind that these images were scanned from a coloring book, so the paper is thin and will most likely show the image on the other side on them a little bit. I also did not color them, because even though I'm great at drawing, I suck ass at coloring! That and I figured I'd let my flist have the chance of saving the images and coloring them themselves if they wanted to.
Now let us begin! You ready Pete?
Peter: More than ready!
Wachey: Don't you look cute!! *pinches*
Of course, I must bring up that he has his legs spread open a lot. Spidey has a habit of that, as many of his fans know :3 But believe me, this is one of the most tame images I found in this book.
Spider-man: We're not going to show anything bad are we?
Wachey: Well we can't show nudity, this is a children's coloring book after all. But the poses!
Wachey: Spidey-bondage!
Spider-man: But my wrists aren't tied!
Wachey: But they could be!! Johnny!!
Torch: Hi!
Spider-man: Aw, man!
This image looks much more like he's welcoming someone into his web!! Hm, who could it be??
Pete&Johnny: *busy performing smut in webs*
Aww!! Doesn't he look like he's asking you to cuddle him? I'd cuddle him!!
Wachey: What the hell is with your hip? What's with this pose, period!?
Spider-man: They caught me off guard! That's all!!
Wachey: Whatever. *shrugs* It's nothing compared to this next image!
Wachey: Well damn!
Spider-man: *blushes, but you can't see it*
Wachey: If this were nude, it'd be like someone had caught you and Johnny doing it and then removed him from the image!
*starts playing club music* Give it up to Spidey! He's stripping for Johnny Storm on a public street pole!
Now Black Cat was in here too, and we all know how sexy she can be!! Lets see her most seductive pose!!
That's it? That's her most seductive pose??? Spider-man just stripped on a pole, and you just cross your legs?! Wth??? I get more seduction out of Venom!
How long is that tongue btw?
Wachey: From what images we've seen so far, what have we learned? Aside from the fact that I'm a geek with no life.
Spider-man: That you aren't that funny?
Wachey: Shut up! We've learned that you're often drawn in seductive poses!
Spider-man: Alright, alright, can we end this already?
Wachey: Just two more poses sweety, then you can go back to your smut with Johnny.
Again, legs spread open, back arched, and his hands....uh...those hands really do it for this pose I think. But now, to the final image that absolutely demanded that I scan and post it for you guys to see!!
Isn't that the gayest pose you have ever seen?! I mean, what was the artist thinking??? Strike a pose?!
(I just think this image is really cool. Though the scanner made it darker for some reason.)
If anyone can come up with something funnier to go with the images, then please feel free to comment with them! That and I also wanted to remind everyone of the get Dick Grayson and Peter Parker together challenge! *points to images* Is this inspiration enough??
Okay, please keep in mind that these images were scanned from a coloring book, so the paper is thin and will most likely show the image on the other side on them a little bit. I also did not color them, because even though I'm great at drawing, I suck ass at coloring! That and I figured I'd let my flist have the chance of saving the images and coloring them themselves if they wanted to.
Now let us begin! You ready Pete?
Peter: More than ready!
Wachey: Don't you look cute!! *pinches*
Of course, I must bring up that he has his legs spread open a lot. Spidey has a habit of that, as many of his fans know :3 But believe me, this is one of the most tame images I found in this book.
Spider-man: We're not going to show anything bad are we?
Wachey: Well we can't show nudity, this is a children's coloring book after all. But the poses!
Wachey: Spidey-bondage!
Spider-man: But my wrists aren't tied!
Wachey: But they could be!! Johnny!!
Torch: Hi!
Spider-man: Aw, man!
This image looks much more like he's welcoming someone into his web!! Hm, who could it be??
Pete&Johnny: *busy performing smut in webs*
Aww!! Doesn't he look like he's asking you to cuddle him? I'd cuddle him!!
Wachey: What the hell is with your hip? What's with this pose, period!?
Spider-man: They caught me off guard! That's all!!
Wachey: Whatever. *shrugs* It's nothing compared to this next image!
Wachey: Well damn!
Spider-man: *blushes, but you can't see it*
Wachey: If this were nude, it'd be like someone had caught you and Johnny doing it and then removed him from the image!
*starts playing club music* Give it up to Spidey! He's stripping for Johnny Storm on a public street pole!
Now Black Cat was in here too, and we all know how sexy she can be!! Lets see her most seductive pose!!
That's it? That's her most seductive pose??? Spider-man just stripped on a pole, and you just cross your legs?! Wth??? I get more seduction out of Venom!
How long is that tongue btw?
Wachey: From what images we've seen so far, what have we learned? Aside from the fact that I'm a geek with no life.
Spider-man: That you aren't that funny?
Wachey: Shut up! We've learned that you're often drawn in seductive poses!
Spider-man: Alright, alright, can we end this already?
Wachey: Just two more poses sweety, then you can go back to your smut with Johnny.
Again, legs spread open, back arched, and his hands....uh...those hands really do it for this pose I think. But now, to the final image that absolutely demanded that I scan and post it for you guys to see!!
Isn't that the gayest pose you have ever seen?! I mean, what was the artist thinking??? Strike a pose?!
(I just think this image is really cool. Though the scanner made it darker for some reason.)
If anyone can come up with something funnier to go with the images, then please feel free to comment with them! That and I also wanted to remind everyone of the get Dick Grayson and Peter Parker together challenge! *points to images* Is this inspiration enough??