Because he will Tweet at me even when we are SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN A DOCTOR'S WAITING ROOM.
Behold:
The following Twitter conversation came from
nilla linking us to
this.
w0rdinista: That one's part of the line his ins. does cover-- I think he should pick Twilight Purple!!1! ...Do you think it sparkles, too~?
cyfon@
w0rdinista ohhhhhh sparkles!
w0rdinista@
cyfon You can name your meter Edward and it will suck up your sweet, delicious blood!
cyfon@
w0rdinista oh...ew. No.
w0rdinista@
cyfon .......Yeah, that is kind of disturbing and wrong, isn't it?
cyfon@
w0rdinista I need the manliest one we can find now. Comes with hatchet to remove digits for blood tests.
w0rdinista@
cyfon And instead of beeping at you, it grunts?
cyfon@
w0rdinista and tells yo mama jokes.
I love my hubby. Verreh much.